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Whodunnit

Vidcon. It was always exciting, and yet, nobody had expected it to be as 'exciting' as this.

This was what a6d thought as he, Skeppy, Bad, Technoblade, Spifey, Tapl and Zelk stood around the body.

A murder.

Bad was silent, Skeppy was sobbing, and Tapl couldn't stand up straight. Everybody was in a state. Authorities had been called, their hotel put in lockdown. It had been a few minutes. Technoblade had downed 4 red bulls.

As he downed another, Bad broke the silence.

"Why'd someone kill someone else?"

Skeppy went silent, before adding to Bad's question.

"Especially Finnster. Finn's never done anything wrong."

A6d wanted to laugh.

These two really didn't know anything about humanity. As he glanced at Spifey, he could see they were thinking the same thing. But before they could say anything, Zelk broke in.

"Guys. We should go somewhere to take a few breaths."

Techno downed a final red bull.

"Good idea. I saw a cafe on the street corner."

Tapl looked up from the floor.

"Oh. Alright."

"C'mon nerds."

And they trailed away towards the cafe.

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Bad sipped on his caramel latte, watching curiously as the others argued.

"Hey A6d. You haven't said anything."

Skeppy glared at him, and he took a few steps back.

"I need to think."

"Oh yeah, sure."

Skeppy laughed sourly, before being nudged by Spifey.

"Zak. You know a6d isn't to blame. And it's innocent until proven guilty."

"Mhm."

Skeppy returned to nibbling carefully on his chocolate cake.

"Hey guys. Don't you think it's a lot like a murder mystery?"

Zelk spoke this time. He continued hurriedly as the others moved to reply

"We're not going to try and figure it out! No way. That's dangerous. But don't you think?"

Bad wanted to say he agreed. But speaking up meant possible argument. Luckily, Tapl voiced his thoughts.

"He's not wrong is he?"

They all laughed sadly for a few moments. Bad finally spoke up.

"But if it's a murder mystery, one of us must've done it."

And then everyone fell silent again, glaring at various people.

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And then they looked at Technoblade. He spat out his coffee.

"It wasn't me!! I might stab nerds in Minecraft, but I wouldn't stab anyone in-"

"-what if it wasn't any of us?"

And then there was chaos.

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And then Finn woke up. It had been a pretty strange dream. I mean, dreaming about murder didn't happen often.

And then his phone rang.

"Hi Finn."

"Oh hi Harv!"

He yawned.

"Would you ever murder me?"

Tapl paused for a minute.

"Sure. If it meant my nails were better than yours."