When the time comes to the bedroom we all have our favorite types of having it.
But in this story Michael liked to rip clothes,and you weren't having it no more.
As Michael walked in the house you called him.
"Michael"you said his name
"Yea?"he replied
"Come sit down honey I need to talk to you"you told him
"Is is bad?"he asked nervously
"Well it depends on how you take it"you said
"May I proceed?"you clarified
"Go ahead"he told you
"Okay I know how you like to rip clothes when we have sex but here are some ground rules you need to follow"
"Okay..."him hinting you to go on
"So uh no more ripping clothes"you told him
"What that's not even fair"he complained
Did I forget to mention he was a big back talker
"How is that not fair"you quizzed
"Because your taking away things I like to do"he said mad
"But their my clothes"you told him
"Baby I'll go buy you a million more if that's what you want"he pleaded
"I dont want you to it's just you need to chill out"you said calmly
"This is such a huge turnoff"he groaned
Damn Mikey loves ripping clothes huh?
