Bonjour, Wattpad. I am the Spy, and I was asked to answer some questions. So, without further adieu, let us begin the answering.
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Q: Is it true that French people will put anything in their mouth?
Spy: Preposterous! That stupid assumption is a vile insult to my people! We would never fill our mouths with garbage that isn't food!
Also Spy: *Shoves three-hundred cigarettes, a plunger, and a frog in his mouth*
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Q: If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
Spy: Eeeehhh... Ooh, I know!
*Spy steals Engineer's time machine and hops in, travelling back to the very first Meet The Team video*
Heavy: *places Sasha on a box* I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And dis is Sas-
Spy: *places Sapper on Sasha and blows her up* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *SNORT* HAHAHAH *Escapes in the time machine*
Heavy: SASHAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Q: Who is your greatest enemy?
Spy: That is easy. I absolutely abhor the Engineer. He mocks me! He's the only one who knows about my tricks! I'm a Spy, I'm supposed to be stealthy. But that moronic Texan robot-humper always rats me out!
Engineer: That's because you ain't good at sneaking!
Spy: SHUT UP
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Q: So, how's it going with Scout's mom?
Spy: Oh, it is lovely. She's just a lovely woman. You want to know the best part about living with her? Now I can rub it in Scout's face and ruin his life forever! HAHAHAHAHA
Scout: YOU ARE A SICK FRENCH BASTARD
Spy: Scout, watch your tone! That's not how you speak to your father, mister!
Scout: You're not my father!
Spy: *Removes mask* Is that so?
Scout: O.O D-DAD?!
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Q: What is your preferred weapon?
Spy: Why, the knife of course. It's a good weapon to stab your enemies on the b-
Heavy: *smashes through a wall* SPY, YOU KILLED SASHA!
Spy: NO, WAIT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Q: Do you have any hobbies?
Spy: If killing fat men and Scottish drunkards is considered a hobby, then yes.
Soldier: Uh, Spy, that is not a hobby.
Spy: Says the U.S Marines drop-out who thinks buckets are gateways to another dimension.
Soldier: *Alexa, play depression*
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Q: SPY CRABS
Spy: ...... What-
Spy crabs: AHEMGENTLEMENSHALLWEAFTERYOUYOUGOTBLOODONMYSUITINEVERREALLYWASONYOURSIDEWELLOFFTOVISITYOURMOTHERKABOOMINDEEDOHPLEASEJUSTSTAYDOWNEXCELLENTALLINADAY'SWORKWELLPLAYEDDIDYOUFORGETABOUTMESEEYOUINHELLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*SNORT*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMONDIEUIAPPEARTOHAVEBURSTINFLAMES
Spy: *getting run over* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Q: Are you a fan of James Bond?
Spy: *wearing a James Bond-esque outfit* The name's Spy. Blue Spy.
Heavy: HAHAHAHA SPY LOOK SO STOOPID-
Spy: *shoots Heavy with pistol*
Heavy: AAAAAAARRRRAAADDDAAA
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Team Fortress 2 Q&A
HumorA retarded Q&A session featuring most of the characters from TF2.
