Coffee beans

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Hirotokis P.O.V

Family group chat Tehe

Hungry Homosexual
Father I need coffee beans

Dadzawa
I forgot you're my child now
Go get some

Glitch Bitch
Tehe

Hungry Homosexual
Shut up Hanake I'm mad at you
And if I move I'll die

Glitch Bitch
I'll eat ur kneecaps

Cracked Out Neko Bitch
Why am I in this family exactly?

Glitch Bitch
Because you're related to me and
because dadzawa decided to adopt
you too

Cracked Out Neko Bitch
Oh ok

Shitso
I'm trying to figure out why I'm here
I'm not related to you hoes

Glitch Bitch
Shut the fuck up Shinso yes you are
You can't hide it

Cracked Out Neko Bitch
Ahaha

Hungry Homosexual
UHM HELLO I'M TRYING NOT TO DIE HERE
I NEED COFFE BEANS TO L I V E

Glitch Bitch
Shut up go get them yourself

Dadzawa
Hanake why are you never home?

Glitch Bitch
Because why not

Hungry Homosexual
She's too damn busy fucking todoroki

Glitch Bitch
I-
No
You dirty minded shit

Hungry Homosexual
Then what were those noises coming from your
room yesterday when he came over?

Glitch Bitch
That was me stomping and ranting about
some shit
I swear everything I do you think is sex
Fuck wrong with you?

Dadzawa
Sorry I fell asleep

Hungry Homosexual
You're always falling asleep

Dadzawa
And when did this thing with todoroki
and hanake happen?

Glitch Bitch
Gotta blast!

Glitch Bitch has gone offline!

Dadzawa
HANAKE
I'm too tired to yell at her over text

Shitso
Why am I still here?

Hungry Homosexual
Fucking leave if you don't wanna be here

Shitso
No
This is interesting

Cracked Out Neko Bitch
I know
Hanake is a very interesting person
Or whatever the fuck she is
She literally told me she was a fucking
hot cheeto

Shitso
Oh

Hungry Homosexual
PLEASE FUCKING GET ME SOME COFFEE BEANS
I'M FUCKING DYING

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Ahaha
I was watching South Park while writing this so extra crack today

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