Hi, I'm Stef and I'm 19, but this happened when I was 8. I'm still sad about Club Penguin shutting down, so I'm telling a story about Club Penguin.
One day, I was at school and I decided to tell my friends "I'm gonna get banned from Club Penguin". My best friend Diffany said "lol ok", then she continued to talk with my other friends.
I felt like nobody could hear me, so then I yelled "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M GONNA GET BANNED FROM CLUB PENGUIN!" Before I left, I heard a voice yell "NOBODY CARES STEF!" Whatever.
When I got home, I logged into my Windows 7 laptop that I somehow had back in 2008, even though Windows 7 came out the year after. AND I SWEAR IT WAS NOT WINDOWS VISTA!!!
After logging in, I opened Internet Explorer and went to Club Penguin. I then logged into an account that I don't care about named "Donotbanme1234".
After I logged into that account and the map loaded, I typed in the chat "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS FACES" and said it. I then got the orange ban message. It said "The server has automatically banned you for saying a bad word."
I yelled "YAY I GOT BANNED!" and watched La La Land, even though it didn't exist in 2008, but who cares? I have time traveling powers, so I could see La La Land 8 years before it came out.
The next day at school, I yelled "HEY EVERYONE, I GOT BANNED FROM CLUB PENGUIN!" The same boy from yesterday yelled "NOBODY CARES STEF!"
Have you ever been banned from your favourite online game before?
(A/N: Yes I actually have but this story is fake and I did nothing to make Stef seem relatable lmao)
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