Spideyson Oneshots

The one where we want to unalive Flash pt2 (Spideypool + Stony)

Percy was fuming by the time the got home. Not only was Flash continually hitting on her, but he was getting physical with Peter. The thing that made her even more mad was that Peter didn't let her hit him! It's unfair.

Peter slammed her books on the island in the penthouse and groaned. "Why did you do that?"

"It was either let you and you got in trouble or not let you and nobody gets in trouble." Peter explained as he made himself a sandwich.

"Okay but Peter you cant just let him do that to you! I understand that you don't want to actually hurt him but this is getting out of hand!"

"Percy it's fine okay? I'm fine, you're fine, everything is fine!" Percy pulled a knife out of a kitchen drawer and threw it at him, it lodging into the wall five inches away from his ear. "What the fuck?!"

"Stop pretending everything is fine! I know you're not fine! I'm calling Wade and he's gonna come fix you!"

"There's nothing wrong with me!"

"I'm calling him anyways."

"Shut the fuck up children!" The teens whipped their heads around to see the Avengers staring at them. "Also who the hell are you?" Sam asks.

"Percy Parker-Rogers-Stark, pleasure to meet you." Percy turned to Peter, knife in hand. "We will continue this conversation later."

"We will continue this conversation later." Peter mocked and Percy only ignored him.

"Tony, Steve, I'm going patrolling. Got nothing better to do. Also I'm gonna need y'alls help later, mostly just Tony's. Alright bye! Jarvis open the window." The window opened and she climbed into the window sill. "Later Parker!" She flipped them all of and leaned backwards, free falling into the air.

"She's going to be okay right?" Steve asks and Peter shrugs.

"Depends on what she does. She could open a portal, use her parachute, or use her magic to land on the ground safely. I really don't care at this point."

"I heard that!" Percy screamed from outside as she floated back up, a confused Thor gripping her arms to hold her up. "Let me go you oaf!"

"Why is this tiny human jumping out a window?" Thor places her delicately on the floor and she pouts, summoning a knife and throwing it at him. Thor dodges, the knife stopping in midair, covered in gold mist. "Oh she's like you Loki!"

"Oh my gods shut up! I have an allergy to big strong people who never know how to shut their mouths!" Percy yelled, grabbing her books off the island and beginning to walk to her room, only to be stopped by Tony.

"You said you needed my help?"

"Yeah I changed my mind. Now that I think about it you and Steve are literally the worst people to ask those questions to so I choose.... actually screw every one of y'all besides Loki." Percy plopped onto the floor with her books still incased in her arms.

"Why are you excluding Loki?" Clint questions, looking down at the tiny human.

"Because out of all of you I feel like he would be the only one I could tolerate. And Bucky. Probably Nat too. I guess I have a thing for assassins and murderers." Percy rolled on her stomach and opened her laptop, pulling up some random pictures.

"Well considering all your ex boyfriends have killed at least two people I would say yeah." Peter sits next to her as the Avengers look at her in shock. "And one of them almost killed you."

"Okay first off, you have no room to speak. Your boyfriend is a freaking mercenary. Second off, not all of them have killed people. Some of them kidnapped them and handed them over to the government. Plus some of them were women thank you very much. I'm a pansexual polyamorous daughter of a random person." Peter shrugs and placed a hand on her shoulder.