Dragons and Eggs

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Blue: Which came first: the dragon or the egg?

Swordtail: Well, surely an egg would have to have been laid by a dragon. But that dragon would've hatched from an egg. Maybe the egg was laid by something other than a dragon, and out came a dragon.

Cricket: ACHSHUALLY -

Swordtail: Don't start!

Cricket: The dragon is most likely related to a genus of lizards, according to one specific researcher, whereas others state that dragons likely evolved as a separate family over millennia thus -

Sundew: THREE MOONS IF YOUR PIEHOLE DOESN'T COLLAPSE THIS SECOND, SOMEONE'S GOING TO HEAR FROM ME.

Bumblebee: Snudoo! Heehee, piehoe!

Snudoo: *sighs*

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