(Humans)
Turtle: Tell me which wire to cut!
Kinkajou: Um...how many wires are there again?
Turtle: 6!
Kinkajou: How many are blue?
Turtle: They're all black!
Kinkajou: So if there are more than two blue wires, and there isn't a parallel port, and the mass of the sun is smaller than the size of my love for you...blah blah blah, cut the fourth wire.
Turtle: No, I said no blu- wait, what?!
Kinkajou: FOURTH WIRE!
Turtle: *obeys*
Turtle: *sighs*
Turtle: You've got some explaining to do.
Kinkajou: On second thought, we should've kept the bomb.
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Wings of Fire Bootleg Memes
FanfictionFor when your life is in ruts, what could possibly go wrong with undermining your friends? Will update periodically.
