[christmas special]

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by -DADDYKOO

by -DADDYKOO

IMESSAGE GROUPCHAT

🆑OWNS

SEOKJIN
you have exactly 5 seconds to tell me which one of you stole the Christmas turkey

NAMJOON
what-

TAEHYUNG
is the turkey gone?

HOSEOK
not to throw anyone under the bus but yoongi-hyung has some kelptomaniac tendencies lately 👀

YOONGI
how is that not throwing anyone under the bus?

TAEHYUNG
He's not wrong tho. 👀

YOONGI
I DIDNT STEAL THE FRICKING TURKEY
I was sleeping until five minutes ago so I have an alibi

HOSEOK
you know what I believe him
Hyung is so good at sleeping he can do it with his eyes closed 😴

YOONGI
haha very funny 🙄

TAEHYUNG
I bet you sleepwalked to the kitchen, snatched the turkey and you're now hiding it under your pillow as we speak 👀

YOONGI
I-
I didn't sign up for this.

yoongi has left the chat

namjoon added yoongi

NAMJOON
yes you did the very day you debuted from bangtan so stop being a drama queen

YOONGI
hey-

NAMJOON
Anyway did you seriously lose the Christmas turkey hyung?

SEOKJIN
I didn't LOSE it
Someone STOLE it
It was here on the kitchen table 5 minutes ago but now it's gone.

TAEHYUNG
maybe it spread its wings and flew away 😂

tbc...