incorrect qoutes! 🥴
found on tumblr!
and some of these are like while they're texting or in person.
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kaminari: does lightning mcqueen have car insurance or life insurance?
sero: yes
shinsou: one conversation. one normal conversation is all i ask for.
kirishima: Shinsou, we both know thats never going to happen.
bakugou: EVER
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midoriya: im not a dumb bitch
midoriya: im a GENIUS
bakugou: you're a genius dumb bitch
midoriya: thats not how it works
bakugou: but the negative just cancels out the positive
bakugou: so you're just a bitch.
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bakugou: i will not lose my virginity because i NEVER LOSE
kirishima: alright buddy.
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kaminari: i put the bi in bicep
shinsou: you also put the bi in BITCH
sero: you put the bi in bitter.
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bakugou: when i die i want to be cremated.
bakugous except my middle finger
bakugou:
bakugou: give that to deku
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midoriya: help im dying lol
todoroki: same
uraraka: rip
midoriya: no guys im literally dying
midoriya: i got stabbed outside wendys
midoriya: the lol is just a habit
(sends picture of himself bleeding out)
midoriya: did i pass vibe check? :0)
*five people are typing*
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iida: you ever thought of doing an extreme sport?
shinsou: i already am
iida: oh?
shinsou: existing
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kirishima: whats worst than heartbreak
ashido: stepping on your dogs tail and not being able to say sorry because they wont understand. :(((
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kirishima: hey bakugou do you want a quickie
midoriya: huh!?
yaoyorozu: oh my
todoroki: 💀
shinsou: 🌝
bakugou: What!??
kirishima: A quickie, one of those cake egg things.
bakugou: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE YOU DUMBASS!!
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kaminari: does eyelashes count as facial hair
shinsou: 💀
bakugou: im gonna give you one last chance to shut the fuck up
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allmight: wow you're very mature for your age
todoroki: thanks. its the trauma.
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(before the two had each other's numbers)
kaminari: hey shinsou, whats your number?
shinsou: (visibly texting) i dont have a phone.
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kaminari: im hurt
recovery girl: how would you rate the pain?
kaminari: 0 out of 10
recovery girl:
kaminari: would not recommend.
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bakugou: has anyone ever told you just KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
kaminari: everyone. all the time.
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uraraka: why is bakugou so mean
midoriya: i guess whwn you find something you're really good at, yu just stick with it.
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sero: where are you and kiri
bakugou: we're fucking
bakugou: getting
not delivered
sero: oh nvm then
bakugou: drinks
not delivered
bakugou: WAIT
not delivered
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Class 1-A on Crack • bnha chatfic
Fanfictionone class (plus shinsou) and a whole bunch of weird conversations and shenanigans. -the beginning of the book is dog shit and cringy asffffff. lmao.. but i guess it gets better? -I update ever so often. so look out for that. :)
