todoroki: holy fucking shit!
todoroki: SOMEONE COME HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
mineta: no
todoroki: dont make me kick you, you little ball sack
midoriya: what do you need at 4am
todoroki: spider
midoriya: Huh?
todoroki: can you read!? IT SAYS SPIDER
todoroki: THERE IS A SPIDER!
midoriya: you're scared of a spider💀
todoroki: YES BITCH
bakugou: good gracious.
midoriya: pause on the spider
todoroki: NO NOT PAUSE ITS GONNA KILL ME
midoriya: did you say "good gracious"
bakugou: what ab it broccoli boy?
todoroki: are yall fucking joking, bc I DONT FIND THIS SHIT FUNNY SOMEONE KILL THE SPIDER B4 it lays eggs
midoriya: you wanna know a joke?someone who has TWO QUIRKS cant kill a spider! Kill it yourself
todoroki: im not even in my room. it was crawling towards me
bakugou: im actually so confused
todoroki: I'll make this simpler for you.
todoroki: THERE
todoroki: IS
todoroki: A
todoroki: SPIDER
todoroki: IN
todoroki: MY
todoroki: ROOM!!!
bakugou: that's hilarious, haha
mineta: bruh
todorokis shut up
aoyama: just sleep in midoriyas room. then you kill it in the morning~
todoroki: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!
todoroki: that shit could be laying mf eggs right now.
bakugou: too bad, go to sleep.
todoroki: yall are assholes 😔
midoriya: cmon shoto, we can get it in the morning. 👹
todoroki: im calling my dad
midoriya: dont you fucking dare
todoroki: im calling him he can kill the spider
bakugou:Lmaoooo
midoriya: dont call him!!!
midoriya: ill kill it
todoroki: thank you~ <3
Midoriya exited his room. 'Way too early for this shit,' he thought to himself.
"Stupid spider," Midoriya mumbled to himself. He made it to Todoroki door and found the boy sitting far away from his door, "Get up."
"Hell no, wait till you see that thing," Todoroki crossed his arms.
Midoriya looked at Todoroki. He opened the door and looked around the room, "Where even is it?" He flicked the light on and walked more into the room.
"Turn around!"
Midoriya turned around.
There on the wall was a big body ass spider and some big baby spiders.
YOU ARE READING
Class 1-A on Crack • bnha chatfic
Fanfictionone class (plus shinsou) and a whole bunch of weird conversations and shenanigans. -the beginning of the book is dog shit and cringy asffffff. lmao.. but i guess it gets better? -I update ever so often. so look out for that. :)
