Weird things we say in our fandoms

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Father of Castiel Lucifer Anna Michael and Gabriel in a fan fiction: "And if there is any word from the school you will be punished how God sees fit."
Fan comment: "I hate it when people talk about themselves in the third person"
-supernatural

"I don't want to watch that episode because Deans going to say yes to Michael and I don't want him to."
"He doesn't."
"Does future Sammy kill Dean?"
"Future Sammy kills future Dean."
"I knew it!"
-supernatural

"How many Doctors are there?"
"12 so far. Just wait until 9 regenerates. David Tennant is the best."
"I started watching it and I was like 'who is this David Tennant guy' because all my friends talk about him but he wasn't in the episode."
"Yeah well he regenerates after a while into 10."
"I thought it was just like a title he passes on though."
"No he regenerates."
"He what."
"It's like he gets all yellow and glory and then they change actors so the guy doesn't get too old and die so they can keep making the show for 50 years."
"Wait what?"
"Never mind you just have to watch it."
-Doctor Who