Weird things we say in our fandoms

5 ( the morbid death section))

Dean in a fan fiction: "Next time I see Crowley I'm gonna rip his freaking lungs out"
Readers: several variations of "I will help" most of them involving salt knives and body bags.
-Supernatural

Wattpad post "1:"I think I'm in love with Benedict Cumberbatch"
2:"Who?"
1:"You know. the sexy one from Sherlock."
2:"He doesn't look that good."
1:"Doesn't look that good?"
2:"Yeah"
Police officer: "Exactly how many times did she fall out the window?"
1:"I lost count.""
-Sherlock

1: "Oh no I have 2 shadows... who turned out the lights?"
2:"RUUUUUUUNN!"
3:"I'm sorry it's too late for you!"
-Doctor Who

Wattpad post: "Me: I love Mary and Moriarty is the king of sass!
Friends: who's that?
Me:*walks away after throwing them out a window*
Police: what happened?
Me: they fell out of a window."
-Sherlock

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See, creepy. if you haven't seen the shows these just sound like we r psycho. Please vote and comment.