Russia: dad what's a alcoholic?
USSR: you see those 4 bottles of vodka? *points*A alcoholic would see eight
Russia: but dad-
USSR: there's only two vodka bottles isn't there....
Russia: um no...I was gonna say that there isn't any vodka bottles there ,you're pointing at nothing
USSR: .... wait wtf-
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Just random stories
FanfictionThis is just going to be weird conversations.... yeh I know I'm mental
