USSR: hey dad can I ask you something?
Russian empire: what is it ссср?
USSR: since I'm not adopted and you're not a female then...who's my mom?
RE: oh well um...you're mother is uh
Prussia: you don't have a mom
USSR: hhhhhhhhhhh *confused soviet noises*
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FanfictionThis is just going to be weird conversations.... yeh I know I'm mental