For breakfast, I decide to make a bowl of tits and ass. I get bored so I turn on my laptop and search "gay porn". I forget to say no homo so now I'm gayer than before, having watching Jefree Star embrace James Charles. I text Anabelle a dick pic and ask if she wants to drink some. She states "No, your erection is far too small for my microscope to study you horny thot. BEGONE!" I wondered what it was that made my snake so slimy. Sure it's raggedy and decrepit! So what?! I decided to go to my mother for answers- she always knows what to do.
