Chapter 1: Is This Old Man Joking?

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"Oh my god!" I scream, throwing back my blanket and leaping to the other side of the room.

The door bursts open revealing my Dad. "What is it!? What's wrong!?"

I point at the ceiling over my head.

"S-spider!" I screech out pushing myself further into the corner.

Dad looked at my like I was insane before relaxing. "That's why you screamed?" he chuckled.

"A spider is a perfectly good reason to scream. They are terrifying and gross and just yuck!" I shiver at the thought of there creepy long legs moving around. 

I watch him get a glass from the bathroom, some cardboard and remove the beast from my ceiling before walking out of the room. I sigh in relief since I'm safe again.

I sprawl out on my bed once again closing my eyes. I'm so tired.  Thank god it's summer.

A minute later dad returns. He sits at the end of the bed and I sit up, crossing my legs and facing him. "Is there something wrong?" I ask.

I watch curiously as he begins to fidget with his hands. "Lia, I have some really important and exciting news. But before I tell you you must promise me you won't get angry" He says not making eye contact with me.

"I promise", I narrow my eyes at him. 

"A few months ago I started going out with a woman and I have decided to marry her", he rushes out.

I sit still shocked. Is this old man joking? "Your only telling me about her now?"

"Yes. Now look, she's a wonderful woman and she makes me very happy. You will love her I promise. Please don't be mad, you promised" he begs.

I can't help but laugh at how worried he's getting. "I'm not angry dad. I'm just a bit shocked really. But also very excited." I smile.

He sighs out of relief," That's good to hear. She will be coming over tonight for dinner with her sons and-"

"Wait her sons?" I cut him of.

"Yes, Lia, her sons" he chuckles, "They'll be here at 6 so be ready" he says before leaving and closing the door behind me. 

Sons!? I'm gonna have step brothers!? Oh god they better either be little kids or in college cos I am not putting up with male teenagers. I had to put up with Xavier while he went through puberty. It was awful.

I'm still excited about having a step mom tho.

I hear a small whimper from the other side of my bedroom door and clawing. I shuffle over to the door and open it letting Levi into the room. He races in and onto the bed. I quickly close the door before jumping on my bed with him. He lays down beside me as i begin to stroke his fur. How can he be so soft? It's what I imagine a cloud to be like.

Dad said they would be here at 6 so that gives me a couple of hours to relax before I get ready.

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I'm currently sitting on my bed petting Levi while I wait for our guests to arrive. Excitement and nerves fill me as I begin to think about silly thing. Like what if they don't like me? Do I look okay? Will they judge me? And the worst of all, what if dad leaves me for them? It's silly I know but I can't help but wonder.

"Lia, they are here!" I hear from downstairs.

I sigh before standing up and looking at myself in the mirror one more time. I have my hair down naturally straight, no makeup cos I don't like that stuff and a simple dark blue skater dress. I paired it with a pair of black high top converse. What can I say, I like to be comfortable.

 What can I say, I like to be comfortable

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(Lia's dress)

I blow a kiss to Levi before leaving my room, making sure my bedroom door is slightly open in case he wants to leave, and making my way downstairs. 
I can hear talking coming from the dining room as I get closer. I take a deep breath before opening the door and entering the room.

I immediately notice how there are quit a few strangers in this room. All being male except one.

You see, I was expecting two, maybe three boys since dad had said "sons". I was NOT expecting 8! And holy shizzel are they handsome. Oh god what am I saying? I sound like one of those cliche girls from one of those Wattpad stories where-

"Lia could you please stop zoning out and introduce yourself?" dad chuckled cutting me of.

What I said next I am not proud of, but can you really judge me? I was not expecting this.

"Why the frick are there 8 god like looking dudes in our dining room?"

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Uh.... hey.

Look I warned you that it would be cringey and all!

Let me introduce myself. Hi! I am the author of this story (obviously) and I hoped you enjoyed this extremely short chapter. If you didn't then just leave. Cos I'm writing what I wanna write. Obviously I will still read the comment and might even add stuff that you peeps want but if I don't wanna I won't. 

Damn I sound like a beeotch. A bossy one at that. Sorry.

Anyway I don't feel comfortable telling you all my real name but it start with C so I guess I'll go by that. 

Hi, the names C. You come here often?

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As you can tell I'm really weird.This is my first book so I'm still learning. Feel free to correct any spelling mistakes or anything like that. I hope you don't die from being tickled the wrong way (damn that sounds weird/creepy) while reading this book.

Bye!

-C

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