Night has posted to her incorrect quotes once again, so I feel the need to assert dominance on them.
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Foxy: Hello welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Alphonse: B-bees?
Foxy: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Alphonse: W-wait--
Kelpie: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Alphonse: WAIT--
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Night: *takes off glasses seductively*
Night: Wow...
Alphonse: *blushes*
Night: You're really fucking blurry.
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Alphonse: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Teeboo:
Night:
Foxy: I'm gonna tell her-
Kelpie: Don't you dare.
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*insert friend here because I don't know if anyone in our group is bi*: Let me get this straight, more like let me run something bi you.
Night and Alphonse: Let's pan this out.
Kelpie: Let's ace-ess the situation.
Ramen Noodles: I'm gay.
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Foxy: (to Ramen Noodles): No, no. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid at once.
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Night: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Alphonse: You're a hazard to society.
Foxy: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Kelpie: Foxy, you always need to be kind to people.
Ramen Noodles: Hey-
Kelpie: Fuck off.
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Foxy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kelpie: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Night: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Teeboo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Alphonse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Foxy: Say yes to drugs.
Alphonse: Say no to drugs.
Night: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.
Night: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.
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Night: From now on we'll be using code names.
Night: You can address me as "Eagle 1".
Night: Teeboo, codename "Been There, Done That".
Night: Alphonse, is "Currently Doing That".
Night: Ramen Noodles is "It Happened Once in a Dream".
Night: Foxy is "If I Had to Pick a Dude".
Night: And Kelpie is...
Kelpie:
Night:
Night: "Eagle 2"
Kelpie: Oh thank God.
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Kelpie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Foxy: Why?
Kelpie: To get to the idiot's house.
Kelpie: Knock, knock.
Foxy: Who's there?
Kelpie: The chicken.
Foxy: Listen here, you little fucker-
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Night: It's really muggy out today.
Alphonse: If I go outside and all our mugs are out on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Night: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Yeet, chapter 2, Kelpie OUT--
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Incorrect Quotes: My Friends Edition :D
الفكاهةMy friend @Nightoffear has her own incorrect quotes book, so I decided to be a madlad and one-up them.
