FGOD Error: THE LAST LAUGH.

CHAPTER 31

??? pov

The kid is tough. No matter how many blasters I fire, no matter how many bones I fire. They. WON'T. DIE! NO MATTER THE COST, I NEED THEM TO RESET!!

"Hey, you don't seem to fear death that much, do you? In the end, you WILL reset. I will make you fear death. Then you will fear me, because I can make you suffer. Then you will reset if you want the pain to go away. That's how I can convince you to reset."

The kid smiles.

"You're gonna BREAK YOUR PROMISE."

I WILL KILL THAT BRAT! Diagonal, straight, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, THEY WON'T DIE!

"I WILL MAKE SURE YOU STAY DEAD!"

I shoot sharpened bones at that stupid brother killer. They dodge efficiently. I shoot more. They dodge again, but take 2 damage.

"Then, Papyrus will be proud of me."

I turn them blue and fire bones beneath them. They dodge, but take another 2 damage. More appear underneath the kid and their dodges get sloppy, causing them to lose 14 hp. Once my attack is finished, they slash at me with their knife. I dodge.

"Alphys will be proud of me too... mweh heh..."

I shoot bones underneath them, they get hit then everything phases to black. Then I shoot long bones at them, and they jump in between, then it phases to black again. I'm doing that to throw them off. Then I turn them blue and slam them sideways. I summon bones beneath them, and they jump. My turn is over. They slash at me again. Wait... is this really what Alphys and Papyrus and everyone else would want...? Am I doing the right thing...?

"But... what I'm asking myself is... is this really what they would want...?"

I can feel my determination to kill the human slipping.

"What if this is wrong...? What if I'm wrong...?"

It's almost gone. Do I really want to do this...? Why can't everything be how it used to be? When everyone was happy? When everyone was ALIVE? I keep the human blue and summon bone attacks above and beneath them, and they maneuver themselves in the middle, but lose 4 hp. Then I summon more bone attacks, and they jump over them. Then I shoot more long bones, and they jump in between them. They dodge sloppily and lose 8 hp. Then I hurdle a spinning bone at them, and everything goes black just before it hits them. Then I hurdle more spinning bones at them, and they move around it. I shoot more long bones at them, and they jump in between them. My turn ends, and they slash at me again. I dodge. I'm seriously getting sick of this. I want my brother back. I want Alphys back. I want everyone to be alive again. But all that remains is dust. That's why... I WILL MAKE THE HUMAN RESET.

"No... I'm not wrong...! YOU DESERVE THIS! YOU MADE ME KILL MY FRIENDS!"

More bone attacks are fired. I summon bones beneath them while they jump between another bone. Then I turn their SOUL back to normal. Then I fire more bones at them, and they slip between them. It's their turn, and they eat a legendary hero and are back at full hp. I fire sharpened bones at them, and they dodge but lose 2 hp again. Now they're at 62 hp. They get sliced in the leg and lose 2 more and are at 60 hp. My turn is over, and as per usual they slash and I dodge. I'm getting tired, and I have a headache.

"Agh... what a headache..."

I summon bones beneath them and they jump onto a platform. Bones appear above them, and I slam an orange bone down on them. Then a row of bones shoot at them and they try to jump between them while trying not to get hurt by the orange bone, but fail at doing so and lose some more hp, bringing them down to 47 hp. Then I summon bones beneath and all around them, and they jump to the middle just as the bones disappear and I shoot the human upwards, and they slam into two bones causing them to lose two hp. 45. I summon two bones around them and they slip through the middle, then a row of bones come at them and they slide through the openings in the bones. I catch them off guard, by summoning two side- bones while they slip through the openings in the rows of bones. They're at 24 hp. My turn ends. They eat the snow piece and recover full hp. Crap. I fire more sharpened bones at the human. One slices their arm and they lose 2 hp, bringing them to 62 hp. My turn ends, and of course they swing that stupid, STUPID KNIFE AT ME. I flawlessly dodge. I HATE THIS! WHY WON'T THEY DIE?! I JUST WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!!

"STOP IT HUMAN! JUST STOP! WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?! JUST LET ME KILL YOU!!"

THIS IS REALLY STARTING TO ANGER ME. I WANT MY FRIENDS AND BROTHER BACK! WHY DID THE HUMAN HAVE TO PUT US THROUGH THIS? WHY? I DON'T SEE THE POINT! HOW IS IT FUN?! IT ISN'T. I turn them blue and summon bones above them and pull them down, leaving one narrow space for them to slip into. They slide into the space and I fire a blaster over them, and it hits them, causing their hp to drop to 46, and it gradually drops lower. The bones disappear and their SOUL returns to normal. I fire a bunch of tiny bone daggers at them, and their dodging for this attack is awful. They continuously get stabbed with the daggers. Their hp drops to 13, but then they eat some pie and they regained all their hp. Stupid human. Grabbing food and healing with it. If they had no food, this would all be over by now. They swing the murderous knife at me. I dodge, but it's getting harder. I'm getting tired. No... I have to keep going... I must kill the human... FOR THEIR SAKE!!

"O-okay... be like that, human... b-be like that...! I am tired of this. I-I'm tired of you. I can't k-keep doing this...! I'M SO SICK OF THIS...okay, h-human... this will be my last attack... my special attack... I don't care if killing you costs my life... YOU NEED TO DIE!"

I shoot bones at them from the left and right, and they move into the middle. I turn them blue and flip them upside down. I summon bones to each side of them and they fall through the middle and slam into the ceiling. Bones fly around them and they don't expect it. They lose 4 hp. I make a curvy passage for them to slide into with the bones, then summon a long bone beneath them and slam it into them, causing the human to lose 2 hp. I flip their SOUL to the left side and throw another long bone at them, which they quickly dodge. More bones are shot at them from the side as I quickly flip their SOUL in different directions. I turn their SOUL back, and summon a blue bone that takes up lots of space. It swings clockwise, and I fire two Gaster Blasters diagonally right and left. They move their SOUL in the middle. Too bad though, because I summon Blasters all around them and they run into the beam that fired on the right. The blasters fire in a clockwise circle, and they move in a circle, avoiding the blasters but their arm gets fried by one of the Gaster Blasters. I fire the blasters faster. And faster. And faster. And faster. Too fast for them to keep up. They end up at one hp. I'm exhausted. I want everyone back. I want the nice, happy human back.

"*huff...* human... p-please... *huff* I don't want to... kill y-you... *huff* just please... *wheeze* stop... this..."

They attempt to slice me, but I block with my bone sword. Make it stop.

"Can't we... j-just be happy again...? Please... bring them back... I promise I'll forgive you..."

They try and hit me again. I can feel my bone sword breaking.

"Human... you don't have to hurt anyone to be happy! Just please, stop this!"

Crack. It's breaking.

"Please, I forgive you! It isn't too late to go back! Don't make me do this... please...!"

Crack. Almost broken.

"I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS!! DON'T YOU GET IT?!"

Slash. It broke. My sword snapped in half. Just like me.

"THAT'S IT. NO MORE FUN AND GAMES."

I wrap the broken bone sword in my magic and they levitate over my skull, and I spin them around.

"YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU WILL RESET!!"