Deux

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Unknown:
Who are you?👀
8:02pm

Unknown:
And how did you get my number?

Me:
Excuse me!!
YOU TEXTED ME FIRST YOU IDIOT!!
NOW YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM!!
DEFINITELY NOT JIMIN!!

Unknown:
geez chill out I thought you were Jimin-ssi 🤷🏻
Turned out he had already left

Unknown:
and you should not talk to me like that
Do you even know who I am?

Me:
Don't care

Unknown :
I am an international playboy
Honestly one of the hottest boy alive

Unknown:
I am in the biggest boy band
In the planet

Me:
Yeah...still don't care

Unknown :
Everyone know me
Everyone want me

Unknown:
I'm Jeon Jungkook from Bts
8:07pm

Me:
And I'm Nicki Minaj
Have you seen my ass tho😭lol

Unknown:
I'm being for real
Do you know Bts?

Me:
Of course I do.
Don't you know Nicki minaj? That's me LOL

Unknown:
Aish
8:10pm

Me:
Yo Jess  this dumb ass dude
Well I don't really know if he a dude or not
Anyway his dumb ass text me
Claiming to be "Jeon Jungkook from Bts"

Me:
Like dang I'm suppose to believe
his idiotic ass
Like if he's Jungkook who am I
Nicki  Minaj ass🤣🤣🤣
I have no idea what people be smoking these days.

Unknown: 
...

Me:
Oh shit. Wrong number
I meant to send this to one of my friend
I'll just forward it to her now

Me:
One more thing...you're a dude , right?

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