Wrong Number /JK/

Cinq

Me:
Is Jimin single?👀

ActuallyKook:
Yes he is

Me:
I c

ActuallyKook:
Why?

Me:
I know what you're thinking right now
A pretty chill girl like me
definitely have a bf

ActuallyKook:
No not at all

Me:
This might surprise you but
I'm actually single
Soooo....
Since Chim is also single👉🏽👈🏽
Hook a homie up

Me:
Let me slide in his dm
Send me his number
Could you also send me J-hope's number
It's for one of my besties
Send me  V's too
As a matter of facts you can send me the
Whole team's number

ActuallyKook:
NO!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Me:
Danm chill
You should have tell me you
already call dibs
No worries
I ship y'all
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ActuallyKook:
What?
Look you can't tell anyone about
us.

Me:
Y not?

ActuallyKook:
I'll get in big trouble if
They find out.

Me:
Fine I'll tell my
Friends only.

ActuallyKook:
No.

Me:
What about my best friends?
Can I tell them?
They'll keep their mouth shut

ActuallyKook:
No!
I'm serious
You cannot tell anyone
Or else I'll be in big trouble
Keep it a secret please

Me:
Fine
I won't tell anyone
It's gonna be hard to keep
Such big secret from my besties but I'll try

ActuallyKook:
Thanks
This will be our secret

Me:
Ooooooh
Secret sound like such a
dirty word  Mr. Jeon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ActuallyKook:
😐

ActuallyKook:
Aish I have to go to practice
Ttyl?

Me:
Sure
Can you do me a favor?

ActuallyKook:
Sure
What do you want me to do for you?

Me:
So I'm thinking...
Hot weather,sweat dripping down, messy hair
Shirtless, tight jeans🥵

ActuallyKook:
?
Where is this going?

Me:
Take a picture of Jimin
Shirtless
Don't forget his ass
Oh and his tights too

Me:
If you can just take
a picture of him pin against
the mirror naked
That would be even better
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)