another Peter Parkour oneshots | spiderson

part 2 of nonsense angst

Peter's pov

I was met with a guy , wearing a black
and red suit , who looked somewhat
familiar. "Hi!!" he said in a cheery tone
"Hey!" I said and faked a smile

"wow! that is the most ugliest smile I
have ever seen!" he exclaimed in a very
sarcastic tone , I rolled my eyes "thank
you very much for the compliment" I
told him

he chuckled and sat next to me "so...
what's a cutie like you doing here?" he
asked while staring at me "please don't
call me that , and why should I tell you?
you're just a stranger wearing a weird suit"

"first of all , that hurt , it's not weird! also
I think it'll make you feel better if you rant
to someone who won't judge you" he said

"as you said , I'm just a stranger , I know
nothing about you , so I've no rights to
judge" he added

"alright Mr.Stranger" I told him and he
giggled

"so uh..my Aunt died-" "condolence"
"thank you. -so I went to my dad who
is actually not my dad , to ask for help
because I've no one to go to and my
aunt is the last relative I have" I explained

he nods and placed his chin on his palm
while listening "but before I could even
ask for help , his son who's not actually
his son , accused me of hacking and
stealing. so he got mad and told me to
leave , then used his palm blaster thing
on me" I pointed my bleeding shoulder
"which by the way sucks" I told him

"ok , Im kind of confused , let me just...
so after your Aunt died , you went to your
father figure to ask for help , but a bastard
lets call him dad stealer , accused you of
something you didn't do , so dad figure
got mad and told you to leave and used
his palm blaster thing..." he repated and I
nod "Yep" I told him

"is this father figure you're talking about
is Tony Stark..." he asked , and I stared at
him for a minute "should I take that as a
yes?..." he asked "I uh...yeah , it's Mr.Stark
...how did you know??" I asked confused
"the palm blaster thing" he said and I nod

"why are you wearing a weird suit? are
you a hero?" I asked and he laughed "its
not weird alright?! , Also...you seriously
have no idea who I am??" He asked and
I nod

"I'm not a hero. Im deadpool." He said
and pulled a bandage on his small bag
and started putting it on my shoulder

(An - I've absolutely have no fluffing
idea how to treat wounds so yeah , he
did some stuff like clean Pete's wound
then etc etc , I suck at this)

"oh..OH..OHmYGOD YOure DEAdPool!!
the merc with mouth dude!" I exclaimed
he giggled and the two of us laughed

"so...what do you plan on doing now?"
he asked and I hummed "To be honest
I dont know also , I've no one , My Aunt
is gone , I lost my mentor , the people
who I thought were my family... I'm all
alone , so maybe I'll just dive on a cliff
jump off a bridge" I told him

"ooh that rhymed!" I added and he
laughed "The fact that you're talking
about killing yourself in a happy tone
is scary , anyways here's an advice for
you kiddo , its up to you if you want to
take it seriously or not , but if you feel
really down and when things makes
you wanna drink a bottle of shampoo
just stop giving fuck about everything
just stop caring about people and focus
on making yourself happy" he told me

"so yeah , I'm running out of time...
god damn it author will you please stop
Being impatient as fuck??-" he said
whisper yelling the last part "so yeah
gotta go , hope we meet again cutie"
he said and stood up "it's Peter!!" I
yelled and he gave me a thumbs up
"mine's Wade , btw Katniss and Black
widow is on their way to you , you still
have them Peter. Don't give up" he
said and disappeared

minutes later , Clint and Auntie Tasha
appeared and gasped when they saw
me , "Holy fuck you're still bleeding..."
Clint mumbled and carried me gently
"Let's take him to Bruce" Auntie Tasha
said

"but...but Mr.Stark , he hates me" I
said and they frowned and gave me a
smile "it's alright Pete , Hulk and I will
kick his butt if he and shitface hurts you"
auntie Tasha said and I nod

"I-Im sorry guys...For being a bother"
I told them and sniffled "it's alright Pete
you're never a bother and you'll never
be" Clint told me and I wired my tear

"anyways , how did Deadpool know you
guys werr going here?" I asked

"we uh..might have asked him to help
look for you" they explained and I laughed
"thank you guys....I love you two and
Uncle Bruce and Uncle Bucky" I told them

the end

lmao dis is trash , it sucks.

I rushed it sorry

I'll try to write something better
next time