another Peter Parkour oneshots | spiderson

the PPPS

alright , everyone's alive , no one died
EndGame never happened.

Loki , Pietro and Shuri will be here as
well because why not.

now let us all pretend they're all safe
and Enjoy this chapter.

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3rd person pov

Peter sat next to his best friend Ned
on a cliché yellos bus while sulking
"cheer up dude , maybe it'll be fun!"
his best friend Ned told him

"Ned...before I die-" Peter said but
MJ interrupted him "oh shut up , you
are not dying"

Peter pout "you're hanging out with
Tony Stark too much" she added and
Ned laughed "what do you mean??-"

"you're starting to be dramatic just
like him" Ned said , earning an 'oh no'
from the brunette , causing for MJ to
laugh

"yo Parker!! you ready for everyone to
find out how much of a liar you are?!"
Flash yelled "because I am!" he added
"no one asked , so shut up" MJ told him
while not taking her eyes off her crisis
notebook

time skip

"Peter..." Ned sighed for the 5th time

"no no no , N O I am not getting off
this bus"

"Dude , the teacher's going to scold
us" Ned told the brunette

"but I-I don't wanna go..." he whined

"Peter Benjamin Parker Stark , I swear
   to god , if you do not get off the bus
immediately" MJ said with her arms
crossed , Peter immediately stood up
and left the bus.

Ned looked at MJ "how" , the girl just
shrugged and left as well
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<Peter's pov>

"welcome! midtown high!! My name
is Cyde and I will be your tour guide for
today , now I'll be giving each one of you
your badges , make sure to not lose them
Or else you won't be able to get in any
floors and rooms" an intern I know told
us and started handing out the badges

when he was about to hand me one ,
he stopped and stared at me "... you're
mini stark!" he exclaimed while smiling
I smiled awkwardly "you have your own
badge right?" He asked and I nod

"alright!" He said and handed the badge
to Ned who's behind me

"ok so you just step here and let Tony
Stark's AI , aka FRIDAY  scan your badge"
Cy explained and showed them how it
works  , then everyone started scanning
their badges until it was just me

I sighed and let Fri scan mine "Peter
Parker , personal intern of Tony Stark
level 5 , welcome back mini stark"
Friday said in a less robotic voice

everyone's eyes were wide but I just
awkwardly went inside and hid behind
Ned

time skip

while not listening to whatever Cyde
was telling the class , I heard a "ding"
sound from my phone , so I opened it
just to see a message from Mr.Stark

' hey kiddo , hope you're enjoying the
field trip ^^ ' - Tiny Stonk

' I hate you dad :(( ' - peterman

I typed and sent without thinking , my
eyes went wide when I realized what I
did

' I mean Mr.Stark** ' - peterman

' that was an autocorrect! ' - peterman

' hmmmm ' - Tiny Stonk

' okaaaaay ' - Tiny Stonk

' Its the truth Mr.Stark ' - peterman

' suuuuure ' - Tiny Stonk

' son ' - Tiny Stonk

I smiled and started giggling like a
fool , not caring if my classmates
sees and starts thinking I'm crazy.

' ohmygod ' - peterman

' you called me son ' - peterman

' yep I did ' - Tiny Stonk

' and you called me dad ' - Tiny Stonk

' now we're tie ' - Tiny Stonk

' ohmygodthisissocool ' - peterman

' uwu ' - peterman

' this is sweet and all but just gotta
remind you that our prank war with
Clint and the others aren't done yet '
- Tiny Stonk

' wait what ' - peterman

' but im on a field trip?? ' - peterman

' good luck ' - Tiny Stonk

' uwu ' - Tiny Stonk

' did you just ' - peterman

' wait- what do you mean good luck?! '
- peterman

' Mr.Stark?? ' - peterman

' Mr.Staaaaark ???? ' - peterman

' Mr.STAAAaaaaaaaaaark ' - peterman

I sighed and turned my phone off
and started listening to Cyde talk.

tbt , gotta get som sleep cuz I've
school tomorrow byeeeeeeeeee
hope y'all enjoyed reading even
tho they suck , cuz I rushed it.