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The fuck? You know I gosh damn love you you fricking asshole. Stop being such a dumbass.

You know it's kinda hard to believe you always use these curse words and expect me only to hear I love you. Couldn't you just say it like that?

Aren't you supposed to curse the hell out of everything? Isn't that how you tell them that you fucking love them more than anything?

No! That's not how it works! Where did you get that from?

Well you know, you told me. You told me the first time we met. You said "Why aren't you cursing? Don't you want to get my attention? Get me on a date? Just curse. That's how I know you love me." Then I started with the shitty cursing and it worked. One month later we went on our first date.

Did I say that? Really? Gosh I'm so sorry! I didn't know. Really? Sorry.

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