Nick names for gods sake

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what annoys me is the unrealistic nicknames. Tbh
"Good morning Zaynie-poo! How are you today?"
"Hello boobear! Slept good?"
"I'm good hazzy-bear! how's daddy direction?"
I'm not saying liam isn't daddy direction. Or that harry isn't hazzy-bear. But liam sure is daddy.
anyways back to the point.
I bet ya 100 dollars that they actually talk like that.
Me and my bestie (aka princessprankster ) don't even call each other that. She is just doof and I am just food.
doof is the opposite of food. So she's a doof and I'm a food.
We do not go all boobear and Zaynie poo. Or atleast tessie bear or tessie poo
I'd punch her in the god damn face if she called me that once.
Oh please read her book too!
point of this. DOMT.
Use
Unrealistic
Nicknames
Ever

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