NCT Group chats

Tea party

StressedMom#1: Have y'all seen the Dreamies anywhere?💀💀 I can't find them🤡

WeebfromUtah: No ma'am 😳

BigPapi: Gdi, Taeyong, did you really lose the fetuses?💀💀💀

StressedMom#1: Mayhaps I did👀

StressedMom#2: yOu LoSt My SoNs????

StreamWinbyATEEZ: Calm down Kun-Ge, we'll find Chenle and Renjun🙂

*CiaoDaJuneBug, Henderson, and 🔫😡GangGang🤪😎 are now online*

CiaoDaJuneBug: What'd we miss?👀👄👀

LukeIsAss: Scroll up, idiotards

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: We have voted and we say that we don't feel like it

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses): Well Maybe if y'all weren't busy sucking each other's bussy's and dicks, we wouldn't be in this predicament, now would we?🤔🤔

ManOnTheMoon: DOYOUNG- NOJDBDODBSBS
YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THATSNDLDNS-

WeebfromUtah: Let the man speak his mind, Moona. 🤫

ManOnTheMoon: Nobody asked you, Uterus. 🙄

LeechDrinkingChaiTea&WatchingPorn: UBCIEBOQISFIEJBKAOIEBA- MY LUNGS-

Stan(Mark)Lee: Y'all, he's actually not breathing-

BigPapi: GO HELP HIMSIUBSOUBOA-

Stan(Mark)Lee: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING????

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses): Texting your Papi😑

Snuwupy: You're so mean Doyoung😔

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses): That's my job, luv✌️😘

LukeIsAss: Don't "✌️😘" the loml, you oversized troll🤬🤬

ManOnTheMoon: I know you DID NOT, just call my manz, an "oversized troll"🔫🤡

Snuwupy: ...I think we started a war, Doyoung🤭

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses): I think so too.. I don't think either of our boys are coming to bed tonight, smh😬😬

Snuwupy: Me too.. wanna have a sleep over?

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses): Sure, why not.

StreamWinByATEEZ: I'm pretty sure Taeil and Lucas could give plenty of reasons once they're done fighting like 5 years old

Do(notfuckingtouchme)young(fetuses):

Literally nobody asked WinWin.
Now come on Jungwoo, we have to go paint each other's nails and gossip about random shit. Now good day.

YourLocal🐬: ...
We were at the park next door
WE LITERALLY TOLD Y'ALL THIS-

PwarkBoi: WE EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU THIS, TAEYONG

ImmaRenYouOver- ALL OF US SENT YOU A MESSAGE AT 11:37 SAYING THAT WE WOULD BE AT THE PARK NEXT DOOR, TAEYONG😡😡

AmericanBoiJeffery: ....
Taeyong was a lil occupied at that moment in time...

LeechDrinkingChaiTea&WatchingPorn: Yeah, by your dick🙄

StressedMom#1: JENSODJWGSTDNRJDO-

AmericanBoiJeffery: NO BABE, WAIT. DON'T LEAVE ME HEREIDBDJSBSIABXJD-

*StressedMom#1 has left the chat*

StanLee(Je)Know: What the hell happened whilst I was making my toilet soup? 🚽🍜 🤔

Stan(Mark)Lee: WHOMST? JEENDODBAJAGXHR-