NCT Group chats

Lovers on the Sun? More like lovers in Hell.

Stan(Mark)Lee: Y'all, where's Johnny?

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: I'm sorry, did you just say "Y'all"- I-💀💀💀💀

Stan(Mark)Lee: Yes. Do you have a problem with that?🤡🤡🤡

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: No, not at all👀

Stan(Mark)Lee: That's what I thought, pussy

WeebFromUtah: How about we calm down and not start WWlll, please?😳👀💀

PwarkJisung#1Maknae: OMG, Yuta-hyung using his manners? Never thought I would live to see the day💀💀💀

WeebFromUtah: It's not like you use them often either🤡

ManOnTheMoon:

I am sick and tired of y'alls bullshit already

YourLocal🐬: Awww, you're sick hyung?? I hope you feel better😭😭😭

YourNana: He got dat C O R O N A V I R U S😷😷😷

StreamWinByATEEZ: Nah, say sike right fucking now😳

LukeIsAss: No but seriously doe, say sike right now

ManOnTheMoon: I'm not sick, gdi

StressedMom#1: Mark, I think Johnny is in y'all's bedroom napping.

Stan(Mark)Lee: Thank fucking Cheezus Chris. Thank you Taeyong. 🙏

StressedMom#1: No problem, daughter.

Stan(Mark)Lee: hUH-NDODBSKDNF- GOODBYE-💀💀

TheLiteralSun:

Stan(Mark)Lee: We all do, love. we all do.

BigPapi: I'm sorry, hWAT-
"LoVE"??-
aW HELL NAW-
YOU TRYNA TAKE
MY GUIRL, DONGHYUCK?

TheLiteralSun: No, no I am not.

BigPapi: COME ON MAN, SQUARE UP. PULL THE FUCK UP BRUH.
OH-
Wait, you aren't?
Okay, I'm going back to sleep then.

Stan(Mark)Lee: NO WAIT OPPaR-

AmericanBoiJeffery: You already know he's asle-

Stan(Mark)Lee: YEAH YEAH. I KNOW.

*Stan(Mark)Lee is now offline*

TheLiteralSun: Okay, now that the big bitch baby is gone, can we talk about something else other than how Taeil-Hyung has the coronavirus?

ManOnTheMoon: Ion got that made up disease, unlike yo crabs

*Several moments later*

AmericanBoiJeffery: I JUS GAH SUM GOOD AZZ BUZZY-

StressedMom#1: JAEHYUNIURWUBGFEORIWF

TheLiteralSun: I don't think I have ever seen mom this embarrassed before

StressedMom#1: Nah, being in public with you little shits is more embarrassing than this, but JAEHYUN-
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-

YourNana: It's not like we couldn't hear you-

TheLiteralSun: I thought that was Mark and Johnny💀💀💀
WHAT ARE THEY SO LOUD FOR???😭😭😭
CAN'T A BITCH SLEEP FOR FUCKS SAKE??
SOME DAYS I REALLY WISH GOD TOOK AWAY MY ABILITY TO HEAR😤😤

YourLocal🐬: STOP SUCKING JOHNNY'S DICK SO DAMN HARD, MARK

StressedMom#2: *Le gasp* DiD yOu JuSt FuCkiNg  CuSs iN mY cHriStiAn MiNeCrAfT sErVeR???

YourLocal🐬: GOTTA BLAST🚀

WeebFromUtah: Y'all are aware of the fact that Mark isn't reading any of this right?

TheLiteralSun: Yes, but once he finishes, he'll read the messages and might feel bad for us😎

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: Nah, John's gon' give him such good dick he'll fall 'sleep right after they finish

Henderson: YANGYANG. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. NOW.

CiaoDaJuneBug: We ain't playing yo damn games. What the fuck have we told you about cussing?

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: ....not to...

CiaoDeJuneBug: Aight then, get yo big booty behind over in dis apartment in the next 15 minutes, or your punishment is worsened.

🔫😡GangGang🤪😎: Okay...

TheLiteralSun: What in the actual fuck is wrong with you kinky fucks?

StressedMom#1: I'm not even gonna stress yelling at y'all for cussing anymore, I've had enough. I don't care. Do whatever you want, just leave me out of it🤡

ManOnTheMoon: Man, he really doesn't care anymore-