hakuryuu: i'm a terrible person
alibaba, putting his arm around him: aww, don't say that! deep down, you're actually a really great perso-
hakuryuu: how??? how can you say that??? I suppose you wouldn't understand! have you killed your own mother? have you waged war on your family and hurt your own stepbrothers and stepsisters? have you fallen into depravity? have you dumped your family and betrayed their trust? have you killed your best friend-
alibaba:
hakuryuu: oh right, that must still be a touchy subject for you
alibaba:
*sad alibaba noises*