sinbad: *running over with outstretched arms* guys, i'm back from my trip to balbadd! did y'all miss me?
ja'far: *backing away, brandishing an aerosol bottle of alcohol* STAY AWAY FROM ME AND WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, YOU'RE DISGUSTING
all 8 generals: *donning masks*
sinbad:
sinbad: I somehow feel unloved
yamuraiha: this has absolutely nothing to do with us loving you
