v A l E n T i N e S?(drabblezzsszz)

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valentines 👏
Can👏
Go👏
Suck👏
A👏
Friccin👏👏
Lolipop👏👏👏

✌😚

🤡🤡🤡

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Mina: Apprreciate the little things

Momo: *hugs Jirou*

Jirou: Seriously?! I'm not that short!

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Jirou: i dunno she just doesn't seem interested :/

Tsuyu: did you like, talk to her

Jirou:

Jirou: do what?

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Jirou: Girls, i'm gay

Mina: shit sorry, i forgot to act surprised do it again

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Momo, texting: thanks for your help Jirou. Xoxo, mwah, lub u

Jirou, a panicked lesbian: alright👍

Jirou, soon afterwards: OH MY F U C K

[my dudes this actually happened to me yesterday smh i wana frickin jump off a microwave]

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Momo, enters room:

Jirou: ow, my virginity

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Jirou: it's not gay if you don't make eye contact

Kaminari: it's not gay if it points away

Mina: it's not gay if it's a three way

Kirishima: it's not gay-

Sero: it is gay... you are A L L gay

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Welp we done here

Enjoy ur valentines..

Imma be on my bed watching anime or some shit by myself

Lub y'alls

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