random? (drabllizless)

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AYE BAEZZ
somethings wrong with me i've been vibing with my succulent, that my crush gave me, so that it'll stay alive.
[we were vibing to alec benjamin songs...]

N O W  W H E R E  W E R E  W E

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Present Mic: the floor is lava!

Jirou, Bakugo, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Shinsou: *drops to the ground*

Present Mic: okay listen here you depressing little shits-

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Jirou: sir, that's my emotional support Momo

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Jirou: i am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better

Mina:

Jirou: no

Mina:

Jirou: don't

Mina: *brings Momo into the room*

Jirou: *fighting back a smile* fuck

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Momo: you know you can die from that right?

Jirou, smoking a cigarrette: that's the point

Shinsou, drinking alcholol: we're trying to speed this up

Kaminari, eating raw cookie dough: [nodding]

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Jirou: i hate being touched. I hate human contact

Jirou: the last time i touched someone was 4 years ago when i punched them

Mina: you're literally sitting on Momo's lap

Jirou: this means nothing

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Police cars: [sounds of sirens nearby]

Midoriya, who has never done anything wrong in his life: they've found me

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Momo: i need you

Jirou: for?

Momo: ever.

Jirou, voice cracking: oh

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i  w i l l  n o w  c o n t i n u e

V I B I N G

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