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EVERYBODY IS SAYING RANTARO-
wait..
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING RANTARO WILL PROPOSE
avocado themed ring box..??
actual avocado..??
super duper romantic proposal that's so sweet you die..??
you're not gonna know... yet
onto the chapter

Rantaro's POV

Today is the day... I propose to Korekiyo. It feels kinda weird saying it though.. I need to schedule a date.. maybe a double date? Or should it be just us? Maybe I should ask Kokichi...

GrapeBoi
7:09

me: hey grape boiiii
me: i need help

GrapeBoi: wtf i wanna sleep let me sleep sleep sleep waaahhh

me: no
me: this is important
me: very important

GrapeBoi: fine
GrapeBoi: wtf is it

me: imma propose

GrapeBoi: holy fuck rantaro
GrapeBoi: we've already had two engagements in a row
GrapeBoi: we don't need another so quickly

me: bitch i doin it anyways
me: anyways
me: should it be a double date or just us

GrapeBoi: okay but seriously
GrapeBoi: double date
GrapeBoi: and bring us not the blonde bitch duo

me: okayyy then
me: what about the proposal..?
me: i feel like it should be.. idk.. unique

GrapeBoi: put the ring in an avocado based case lol

me: ight bro

GrapeBoi: WAIT I WASN'T ACTUALLY SERIOUS DON'T DOTHATTSTSGSHS

me: maybe a romantic thing then

GrapeBoi: ew romance

me: ure literally fucking engaged

GrapeBoi: at least we're not super cringy we're literal floofy bois

me: omg
me: tru but-
me: you gotta admit SOMETIMES you cringy

GrapeBoi: WAAHHHHHH URE A MEANIEEE I'M TELLING KIRUMUM

me: hell no u aren't

GrapeBoi: ok

me: okay, back to the topic-
me: put it in his food..?

GrapeBoi: he's gonna choke, ran-chan

me: give him a rose attached to the ring??

GrapeBoi: sounds good idc
GrapeBoi: we need avocados tho

me: avocado ring
me: perfect

GrapeBoi: lol u memer

me: stfu
me: ight meet me at my house to shop for r i n g

GrapeBoi: okay wait question: how we gonna make the ring

me: get a plain ring and make a smol avocado and put it on there

GrapeBoi: ure gonna be able to make that??

me: yea, i have sisters and they teach me remember???

GrapeBoi: mhmm, imma head over now

me: ight see ya soon

GrapeBoi: cya

I close my phone and put it in my pocket. I walk toward the door, then I open it. I stand there until Kokichi gets there.

"Hey Avocado~"

"Hi Grape Boi, let's get in my car, it's too far to walk."

I head over to my car and go inside it. Kokichi sits in the passenger seat and buckles his seatbelt. I buckle mine up as well and I start driving.

I keep driving till we get to the ring shop. I unbuckle my seatbelt and get out of the car, Kokichi does the same. We both head into the shop and browse around.

"Now remember; it needs to be a plain ring, no gems or anything."

"Right."

We start looking and eventually I find a good ring and buy it. We head out once we're done and I drive us back to my house.

"Bye Grape Boi, see ya during the double date."

"Ight, see ya!"

I walk into my house and grab all of the things needed to make a tiny little avocado. I check my phone. It's still 7:45 AM, so I have a lot of time to work on this. I start working on the avocado.

~Timeskip Brought To You By Help Me I'm Starving~

I finish the avocado. It took a few tries, but I got there. I picked up my phone. It's still 8:11. I sigh, getting up to get glue to attach the avocado to the ring. I put the avocado on and the ring is finished. Now I need to get a rose. I don't feel like heading out, but I have no real roses. All I have are fake roses from previous Valentine's Days.... Ah! I could use one of them! Then I could make up something up like "I will love you till these petals fall".

I go grab a fake rose and attach the ring to it with a red string. I'm all set up, now I just need to tell the others about the double date and then I'm ready to go. I open my phone. Still 8:18..... I pull up the group chat.

crackhead idiots
8:19 AM

gayavocado: @bicreep @gayrat @emobisexual

3 people are now online

bicreep: what is it dear rantaro?

gayrat: what avocado bitch

emobisexual: hi rantaro what's up?

gayavocado: you guys up for a double date? we gonna bekfast at ihop or smth

bicreep: alright

emobisexual: mkay

gayrat: ok

gayavocado: okay let's meet at ihop at 9 AM or smth

~Timeskip Brought To You By Tsumugi Making Guacamole~

I wait outside of Ihop with Kiyo. We were just waiting for the other two to get here.

Eventually, they get here and we all walk in. We take our orders and wait for them to get here. We make some small talk. When they get here, we start eating.

Korekiyo's POV

We finish up our food quickly and pay. Just as we were about to get out...

"Kiyo, Shuichi, Kokichi, can you all wait a second?"

We all sat back down, very confused. What is he doing??

"Kiyo, uhm.." He takes out something from behind his back. Wait.. is he..? Oh my god he is.

"I will love you till the last petal falls.." It was obviously a fake rose, I could see from looking at the stem. "And... will you marr-"

I was so shocked yet happy so I cut him off, "Yes. Absolutely." A few tears were falling down my cheeks. I was smiling widely, but my mask covered it my smile.

I hear Kokichi and Shuichi in the background, "Why don't you look surprised?"

"Eh. I was in on it the whole time."

WEEEEEE
done with the final chapter of the proposals... for now
of course there's gonna be tenmiko and maybe kaimaki but i kinda wanna take kaimaki out
pls don't attack me lol
anyways yes avocado memes