Izuku, after the tournament: So.... When was the last time you used your left side before today.
Shoto, thinking back of month prior when Endeavor told Fuyumi to take the chicken out of the freezer to thaw when he was gone. But she forgot until they heard his car pull up. She vaulted over their couch and threw the frozen chicken at him. In a state of panic he thawed the chicken out so fast that there were scorch marks on the ceiling. That they now blame as a remnants of Dabi: It's hard to say
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Kami: OK Todoroki do it now
Todoroki: hey Bakugou
Bakugou: what
Todoroki: The tea is sizzling sis, wig snatched
Bakugo:
Bakugou: Ten years just dropped off my lifespan. I can feel it.
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Bakugou wakes up: God I hate everything.
Kirishima: *walk-in to room* Morning Katsuki, here's your breakfast!
Bakugou: I love one thing
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Midoriya: I can't believe we're locked in here together
Todoroki: *hiding the key* truly unfortunate
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Shoto: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
Google: elevate and apply pressure
Shoto: (Lifting snake really high) apologize or else.
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Midoriya: (on the phone) Shoto you okay?
Todoroki: I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that is new.
Midoriya: Step away from the Netflix
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Shoto: Midoriya
Izuku: Todoroki
Shoto: Midoriya
Izuku: Todoroki
Shoto: Midoriya
Izuku: Todoroki
Iida: Why are they yelling each other's last names?
Tsu: They're debating which one to use when they get married.
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Kaminari: Do you know what having a friend is?
Todoroki: No, I don't have many
Kaminari: I can tell
Todoroki: Is that an insult?
Todoroki: Cause it's true
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Midoriya, very sleep deprived: Fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you will get a sensual surprise when it begins to feed
Ochako: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
Tsu: it's okay, we can add the cranberries later
Todoroki: .......what
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*Truth or Dare*
Midoriya: I dare Kacchan to prank call his dad.
Bakugou: Pft that's it *takes out phone* Siri, call dad
Siri: Calling Daddy
Bakugou: NO NO NO-
*Kirishima's phone rings*
Class 1-A: ..........
*Bakugou and Kirishima get up and leave the room in opposite directions*
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
