Oneshots

Reverse! Reverse! Cha Cha Real Smooth Now!

A/N: okay, warning in advance, kinda crack-fic ish. I'm sorry in advance. And the title, yes, I know, don't worry. It's just immediately where my brain went. Anywho, enjoy this terrible story.

It was just a standard night in Gotham, everything was as it always was. Except for one thing

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"Robin! Jokers at it again, head towards the warehouses by the canal." is what Robin heard over his coms at the beginning of patrol.

"On it B!"

Robin had been itching for something to happen, preferably to do with the Joker. He was feeling mischievous and had the perfect plan on how to stop the Joker tonight. Bruce may not be as happy with the plan, but what matters is that it works, right?

~Time skip to the warehouse, brought to you by being traught~

As Robin arrived he started planning his entrance, debating on dramatic or sneaky (yes, those are two very different entrances, sneaky is pretty underwhelming, dramatic however?). Usually Batman would decide and do the sneaky route, however Batman hadnt arrived yet. Which makes Robins plan all the more easier to enact.

Locating a window that has access to the rafters, Robin graples up and into it. He makes his way through the rafters until he can safely drop down a few feet in front of Joker. Checking his utility belt to make sure he has what he needs for his plan, he lowers from the rafters, landing into a fighting position.

"Well well well, what do we have here? Its a little bird who seems to have fallen out of its nest!" said the Joker, laughing maniacally.

"Good one Joker, havent heard that one before. Who writes your monologue? Is it the same person who wrote Mr. Freezes? Because I swear I've heard that line before. Definitely not whelming, using someone else's monologue."

"Oh pooh, and I thought I was being original. Oh well! Back to the drawing board." Joker said insanely. "Where's the great Batman in this dark hour of Gotham?! Is he too good for this criminal mastermind?!"

"Nah, hes just running late."

"How disappointing, I do prefer my heroes on time. No matter, I'll settle for taking this little bird out of the equation, permanently" Joker said, aiming a gun at Robin.

Robin leapt back quickly, reaching for his utility belt to enact his plan. He pulled out a single card, and threw it to the Joker. Joker, though confused, caught it, and started laughing maniacally. He dropped to his knees, clutching his stomach as if to ease his laughter. All of Gotham shivered, it felt as if something has stirred, and they werent quite sure what it was.

"Robin, what is happening here?"

"I used plan Uno."

"Plan Uno?"

"Yes."

Robin walked over to where Joker was laying on the floor, still laughing, and picked up the card he had thrown. He turned to Batman and showed him the card, a blue uno reverse.