Ace of hearts

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Alice POV

"I WILL BECOME THE WIZARD KING SO SISTER LILLY WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND MARRY ME!"Asta yelled
Alice was sitting against the wall.
"Alice laughs at Asta for proposing to sister Lilly even though she's a nun."I said.
"Uh Alice you're doing that thing again"sister Lilly said
"Huh! No not again."I yelled
"Sorry Asta but no I'm a nun so I'm everyone's sister and love everyone."sister Lilly said
"IM NOT GIVING UP!"Asta yelled
"But really I cant-"
"N-"
I flicked a card on his mouth so he cant talk.

(When Alice flicks a card on someone's mouth they cant talk and can't get it off unless Alice takes it off)

"How annoying. Alice thinks you should give up for once."I smiled
"WAIT NO I MEAN I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE UP FOR ONCE."I yelled holding my head.
Sister Lilly patted my back as I whine.
"It's okay Alice."she said
"No it's not I let the rabbit escape in the hole with the cup of tea."I said
I walked over to Asta and took off the card I threw at him.
"Let's see what you got Asta. Joker how ironic."I said
"Are you calling me a joke!"Asta yelled
"Hahaha it's more funny thinking it like that!"I laughed
"I'm not giving up yet!"Asta more quietly yelled. "Alice will you make me the happiest person in the world and marry me!"
"Stop bugging us! Water magic:holy fist of love!"sister Lilly said.
She's going to regret doing that.
"I think you didn't make it in a question. So Alice thinks it's more like a statement." I said with a sweat drop.
"I'm so sorry Asta!"sister Lilly started to panic.
"IM NOT GIVING UP."Asta runs to me and sister Lilly and hugged us both. "PLEASE MARRY ME SISTER LILLY AND ALICE!"
"But if it was a question last time you asked my answer is-"
Wind wrap around me pushing me backwards into someone. They them put their arm around my waist.
"No"
"Oh hi Yuno!" I said
Alice forgotten that when me and Yuno was little kids he asked if he and I can get married. And I said sure but not now because we're to young. Did Yuno still remember that?
"Have you forgotten Asta. Alice is my wife."Yuno said with no emotion.
"Alice still wonders why Yuno likes an idiot and weirdo like me."I said I patted his arms and then moved his arm so I can help Sister Lilly with the laundry.
"Why are you always getting in my way?!"Asta yelled
"Because your short,stupid,dumb,
Ugly,and have no appeal to women especially to sister Lilly or my wife."yuno said.
"I wonder why Yuno likes me even though of my habit."I wondered
"Probably because he thinks it's cute or innocent."sister Lilly says
"Alice is guess that's what you think of my habit."I told her
"Yup"
"Challenge me Yuno!"Asta yelled making me look over to him.
"No"Yuno answered
"Why not!"
"Because it's pointless"
I then started to get back to work with the laundry not hearing what the others were talking about Asta. Yuno then came over to help us.
"There Yuno"I said handing him a pile of clothes to dry.
He then used his wind magic to spin the clothes around to dry them.
"Wow!"I said with sparkly eyes
"Big brother Yuno is so cool"
"Amazing"
"I can do the chop the wood!"Asta said picking up the axe.
I then flicked a two of hearts to spilt it perfectly in half.

(Get it. Two of hearts. Two side.)

"Sorry Asta I just really wanted to try that out."I told him
"Well I bet I can do more sit ups than you Yuno."Asta then started doing a bunch of sit ups in the matter of seconds.
"Useless"
"When will I need to do that?"
"Asta so funny"
"Wow! How can you do that Asta can I see you arm?"I said with sparky eyes

(She gets amazed but everything)

"Sure!"Asta then stood up and show me his arm. I then touched it.
"Wow that's so much muscle. You're so strong"I said still touching his arm.
Asta rubbed the back of his head. Then wind picked up and pushed me to Yuno again and Alice felt him putting his arm around my waist. . I looked up to see he's not that happy or kind of mad. I then patted his cheeks.
"Are you jealous"I whispered so only he can hear.
"No"he then looked away
"Haha you are. God I was only touching his arm."I said
"I know but-"
"YUNO AND ALICE IS THE HOPE OF THIS CHURCH!"
Father yelled
"Yeah if anyone can become magic knights it would be them"Nash said
"What about ast-"I was cut off.
"Yeah you guys can totally become magic knights"
I looked over to see Asta run into the woods.
Haha into the woods. It's like that book I always read. Wait that's not the time.
"Asta! Wait! You guys need to stop hurting his feelings"I said
I got out of Yuno arms and run after Asta into the unknown.
Haha like that book I read. Ah Alice stop thinking about that.

(Lol what am I doing.)

"Asta!"I yelled as I walked into the skull.
I looked around to see a depressed Asta against the tree. I walked to him and got on my knees.
"You know we get our grimoire tomorrow right? Maybe you getting a grimoire might snap something inside you so you can use magic!"I said
"Yeah your right Alice I can't give up now!"Asta yelled
"Yeah! Ali- I believe in you!"I said
"Asta help me I can't I want to stop my habit"I whine
"Okay let's make it our goal for me to get magic and you to stop talking in third person."Asta said
"Yeah!"

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