Bodyguard Group Chat:
Sandor: has everyone made sure their charges are safe?
Grizel: fitz is ranting about his crush to me
Lovise: dex is trying to do his homework
Ro: of course the cinnamon roll does his homework
Ro: funkyhair is planning a prank- wait no he's drawing
Grizel: what's he drawing?
Ro: awww
Sandor: what?
Ro: he's drawing the moonlark
Ro: I ship it sooo hard
Sandor: too bad miss Foster is oblivious
Grizel: sandor you ship sokeefe?!
Sandor: maybe...
Woltzer: any tips on how to keep your charge from vanishing again?
Sandor: again? You need to watch them 24/7, place the stink bomb traps I gave you last week around all possible exits, don't forget the trip wire and-
Ro: or just threaten to tell her crush that your charge likes them
Ro: works like a charm every time
Woltzer: thanks
Ro: it always comes with a price... you owe me
Woltzer has left the chat
Grizel: does anyone remember fitzphie?
Ro: obviously
Ro: funkyhair was sulking so much, poor kid was heartbroken
Bo: what's fitzphie
Grizel: when sophie and fitz were dating... I shipped them but not really... fitz was a jerk to sophie
Sandor: that relationship lasted a few weeks
Sandor: it broke up when you were guarding linh
Ro: how is water girl?
Bo: fine, and much safer than your charge
Ro: go to Tartarus and don't come back
Bo: ?
Sandor: miss foster showed you that book series too?
Ro: she introduced funkyhair to the Riordanverse so naturally I'm part of it too
Flori: Grover's my favorite character
Ro: mine's either Pine Cone Face or Wise Girl
Dex: the movies are so bad tho ngl
Sandor: ugh those don't deserve to be mentioned
Lovise: wait how are you on here?
Dex: I'm a technopath 🙄
Lovise: but you said you were doing hw??
Dex: my hw is done and I thought you were pranking the triplets for me
Lovise: nah
Ro: we exist too but funkyhair is being annoying so bye
Grizel: I'm so lost...
Sandor: just ask miss foster for the books and you'll understand
Grizel: ok bye
The End
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