If Iance played Monopoly

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Probably doing more parts to this with other teams :p

Pencil: Why do you have so much money? Buy some stuff!
Match: I like feeling rich

Ruby: Fine. I'll give ten dollars to Flower.
Pencil: Why, did you land on her property again?
Ruby: No I just think she's epic

Snowball: FLOWER GIVE ME MY MONEY OR I WILL BREAK THIS BOARD IN HALF

Fanny: Aaaaand I'm in jail
Pencil: Again?! How even-
Fanny: *is secretly putting herself in jail to get away from everyone*

Bubble: Fanny here, take my jail coupon
Fanny, sweating: UH I HATE JAIL COUPONS

Lightning: Snowball calm down-
Snowball: FLOWER IS ROBBING MEEEEE

Flower: I own half this board, you're the one that should be paying ME for using it
Snowball, angry sobbing: JUST STOP STEPPING ON MY DARN HOUSE AND PAY UP

Bubble: Finally, I got enough money to buy somethi-
Flower, placing a house on the space at the speed of light: Actually-
Bubble: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS

Ruby: No!
Match: Why wouldn't you like, want to buy the jewelry store? You have like no property anyways
Ruby: Why would I want to buy myself?!

Flower: Ha! Pay up!
Fanny: What if I don't have enough money?
Flower: ...
Fanny: ...
Flower: ...
Flower: Back to jail for you then
Fanny: *sighs in relief*

Bubble: *Dies from someone throwing a board piece out of anger for the 15th time*

Pencil: Aaaaaand Flower wins
Flower: HA BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN
Ruby: Congrats, Flower!
Match: (unenthusiastic) Congrats, flower....
Fanny: I HATE QUEENS
Snowball: CHE- *sniff* CHEATER *sniff*
Lightning: Hmph. Good game I guess.
Bubble: *died a while ago and nobody bothers to bring her back anymore*

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