Mr. Karen

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Peter:
sup mr. karen

school sucks

i hate math

and history

i love science though

but i hate GYM

Tony:
aren't you in class

Peter:
yessir

Tony:
then why are you texting me?

Peter:
because this class is boring, i already know everything they are talking about

Tony:
???

Peter:
i'm kinda smart

already doing college tingz

already doing college tingz

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Tony:
wth is wrong with you

what's your iq, kid?

Peter:
uh

250?

Tony:
well shit

do you know that stark tower is accepting high school applications tomorrow?

Peter:
uh

no

Tony:
well, you should try to get accepted

you're smart enough

Peter:
idk

my aunt wouldn't be to happy

she's already worried about me anyway

Tony:
kid, your iq is only 20 less than tony stark himself

you should try

Peter:
okay

i'll try

do you work there mr. karen?

Tony:
as a matter of fact, i do

Peter:
cooool

i would possibly get to work with you

:D

Tony:
i got to go, kid

stay in school and don't do drugs

Peter:
stay in drugs and don't do school

got it

Tony:
?!

Peter:
only kidding mr. karen

i'll text you later :)

byeeeee

Tony:
bye kid

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