Sister: Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad prop, he's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cuz you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course, he will propose
Sister: Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back
And show it to me
Four carrots, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee
All of Delta Nu sisterhood: Omigod, omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies, omigod, you guys
Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally, she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod, you guys, omigod
Okay
Everybody signed, good
Now, fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid, sorry
Now, prepare to serenade
Omigod, omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualif'
Omigod, guys, I'm serious
Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once ever has he hit on me, shut up
There just like that couple from Titanic
Only no one dies, omigod
Two, three, four, daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancee
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could super see
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Omigod, omigod, you guy
Guys, she's not here
Bruiser, where is Elle?
Sister: She's doesn't have an engagement outfit?
She's totally freaking out?
She's trapped in the old valley mill?
Oops sorry, the Old Valley Mall
Omigod, that's emergency
Don't take the freeway, hey, wait for me
No one should be left alone
To dress and to accessorize
Omigod, you guys, omigod
Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod
Elle: It's almost there but
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied, here she is
Omigod, omigod, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me it's totally proposalized
Omigod, you guys, omigod
So, help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something, I bought on sale
Love is like forever
This is no time to economize, omigod, you guys
Worker: Blondes make commission so easy
Excuse me, have you seen this?
It just came in
It's perfect for a blonde
Elle: Right with a half lip stitch on china silk?
But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stitch on china silk
It will pucker and you didn't just get this in
Because I saw it in last May's Vogue
Sisterhood:Omigod, omigod, you guys
Elle: I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price
Sisterhood: Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
Elle: It may be perfect for a blonde but I'm not that blonde
I may be in love but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes
Owner: Omigod, Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan
Go on, try it on, I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle
Elle: Omigod, omigod, you guys
This one's perfect and it's just my size
See dreams really do come true
You never have to compromise, omigod
Everyone: Omigod, omigod, omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
'Cuz we love you guys
No, I love you guys
Omigod, omigod
Omigod you guys, omigod
