ERIC
My mummy says I'm a miracle!
TOMMY
My daddy says I'm his special little guy!
Ow!
AMANDA
I am a princess!
BRUCE
And I am a prince.
ALL GIRLS
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky!
ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier.
No one is as handsome, strong as me.
BRUCE
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge.
ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE
But I'm his little soldier.
Hup, two, four, free.
ALICE and HORTENSIA
My mummy says I'm a miracle,
One look at my face and it's plain to see.
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord,
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me.
Ow!
NIGEL, TOMMY
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier.
No one is as bold or tough as me.
Has my daddy told ya
One day when I'm older,
I can be a soldier
NIGEL
And shoot you in the face!
PARTY ENTERTAINER
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days.
It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days.
Specialness is de rigueur.
Above average is average. Go fig-ueur!
Is it some modern miracle of calculus
That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous?
CHILDREN
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
One look at my face and it's plain to see.
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord,
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me.
LAVENDER
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina.
She has never seen – a!
Prettier barrelin–a!
She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream,
But I'm a barrelina –
So give me more cake!
COUPLE 1
MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here.
WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers.
