𝖿𝗅𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗈𝗌 // 𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌

cheesy pickup lines

wyatt:
"are you pennywise? because sis you smell like you just came out of the sewers get back down there"

finn:
"are you the demogorgon because sis kidnapping kids isn't cute, please return them. the basement is too crowded"

jack:
"my dad really likes you... then again he likes all the whores so..."

jaeden:
"are you a pancake, no literally, you look like a fucking pancake. you're NOT double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. periodt"

sophia:
"are you my period? because you're a fucking pain in the ass, please take your dumb looking ass away"

a/n
another masterpiece by denbroughs-