HavockWrecker, and SHUTUP are online.
HavockWrecker: Hey Viggo!
SHUTUP: Good afternoon
HavockWrecker: It's afternoon? I thought it was morning and the sun had gone backwards. Can the sun do that?
SHUTUP: I don't believe so
HavockWrecker: Wow. I need to tell Ruffnut this!
SHUTUP: Might I ask what the purpose of this stimulating conversation is?
HavockWrecker: Hiccup is annoyed. I think it may have possibly been me. And I am BORED
HavockWrecker: Did you change your name as well? Oooh, I know-
HavockWrecker has changed 'SHUTUP' to 'MrVigster'.
HavockWrecker: Perfect!
MrVigster: That is rather... amusing... although, I was under the impression that Hiccup had removed Krogan and I from the conversation?
HavockWrecker: I may or may not have let you back in on Hiccup's CD
HavockWrecker: Really I don't know.
HavockWrecker: I punched Hiccup's CD and now it is sparking
HavockWrecker: Is it supposed to do that?
HavockWrecker: Maybe I should tip water over it...
MrVigster: If I may, where is Hiccup currently?
HavockWrecker: With Astrid. I think they were talking about the fire. I set Snotlout's hut on fire. Wait till he wakes up!
HavockWrecker: Oh he woke up. He's screaming! Ahhh entertainment in it's highest
MrVigster: Dragons Edge sounds rather exciting, I must stop to pay a visit sometime.
HavockWrecker: YES you should! I NEED to know how you do it!
MrVigster: Pardon?
HavockWrecker: I need to know how to talk like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demolition12 has joined the chat
Demolition12: Tuffnut!
HavockWrecker: Good Dawning!
Demolition12: Why didn't you tell me you were talking to Viggo! I thought we were supposed to be siblings!
HavockWrecker: I thought you were in Snotlout's hut?
Demolition12: I was, I left a trail of monstrous nightmare gel outside the door, and ran
HavockWrecker: Genuis
Demolition12: Of course
HavockWrecker: He deserved it. He stole my thing.
MrVigster: Your ahh... 'thing'?
HavockWrecker: My thing. I forgot what thing, but it was a thing, and it was mine
MrVigster: I see...
Demolition12: Snotlout is a beefcake
HavockWrecker: A muttonhead
Demolition12: A talking fishbone- Wait no, that's Hiccup... Or at least, it used to be...
HavockWrecker: A fishbrain
HavockWrecker: Oh Ruffnut, Viggo said the sun can move backwards!
MrVigster: Ahhh, I believe that is slightly different from the context previous conversation.
Demolition12: Wow really? It moves backwards? I KNEW IT!
HavockWrecker: I KNOW!
HavockWrecker: I WAS RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME!
Demolition12: You know if you shine sunlight through Hiccup's spyglass for looking at things close up, you can make fire!
MrVigster: I see.
HavockWrecker: Science!
StormWarrior has joined the chat
StormWarrior: Twins, have you seen Hiccup's CD? He thought he left it in...
StormWarrior: -What? Why are you talking to Viggo? Only Hiccup's CD can let him in!
StormWarrior: Wait... TUFFNUT!
Demolition12: It was nice knowing you bro
HavockWrecker: Astrid! Is Snotlout severely injured?
StormWarrior: Was that you as well?
HavockWrecker: Ruffnut sprayed Monstrous Nightmare gel everywhere!
Demolition12: What? I thought we were on the same team!
HavockWrecker: There are no sides in the war, my friend.
StormWarrior: I think there are...
Demolition12: I hereby disown you brother!
HavockWrecker: Not if I disown you first!
MrVigster
A/N
hi I had this sitting in my drafts.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionHiccup invents devices which allow people to communicate over long distances, as well as being able to capture moments in time, and numerous other things. Hiccup is a genius. Don't you think? (THIS IS COMIC RELIEF, mildly weird)
