HavockWrecker, and SHUTUP are online.
HavockWrecker: Hey Viggo!
SHUTUP: Good afternoon
HavockWrecker: It's afternoon? Wow, I woke up late.
HavockWrecker: I was trying a new sleep routine, clearly it worked!
SHUTUP: Perhaps it did.
HavockWrecker: Skincare helps me relax ya know?
SHUTUP: Did you... merely want to talk about skincare?
HavockWrecker: Well obviously not, I'm bored
HavockWrecker: Also Hiccup is annoyed. I think it may have possibly been me.
SHUTUP: Oh?
HavockWrecker: Oh I set fire to someone
HavockWrecker: Hm, I have an idea
HavockWrecker has changed 'SHUTUP' to 'MrVigster'.
HavockWrecker: Perfect!
MrVigster: That is rather... amusing... although, I was under the impression that Hiccup had removed Krogan and I from the conversation?
HavockWrecker: I may or may not have let you back in
HavockWrecker: Really I don't know.
HavockWrecker: I punched Hiccup's thing and now it is sparking
HavockWrecker: Is it supposed to do that?
HavockWrecker: Maybe I should tip water over it...
MrVigster: If I may, where is Hiccup currently?
HavockWrecker: With Astrid. I think they were talking about the fire.
MrVigster: Ahh yes. You've mentioned
HavockWrecker: I set Snotlout's hut on fire. Wait till he wakes up!
HavockWrecker: Oh he woke up. He's screaming! Ahhh entertainment in it's highest form.
MrVigster: How exciting, I must pay a visit sometime.
HavockWrecker: YES you should! I NEED to know how you do it!
MrVigster: Pardon?
HavockWrecker: I need to know how to talk like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demolition12 has joined the chat
Demolition12: Tuffnut!
HavockWrecker: Good Dawning!
Demolition12: Why didn't you tell me you were talking to Viggo! I thought we were supposed to be siblings!
HavockWrecker: I thought you were in Snotlout's hut?
Demolition12: I was, I left a trail of monstrous nightmare gel outside the door, and ran.
HavockWrecker: Genuis!
Demolition12: Of course.
HavockWrecker: He deserved it.
MrVigster: Did he now?
HavockWrecker: Yup.
MrVigster: I see...
Demolition12: Snotlout is a beefcake.
HavockWrecker: A muttonhead.
Demolition12: A talking fishbone- Wait no, that's Hiccup... Or at least, it used to be...
Mr Vigster: Oh?
HavockWrecker: Hiccup really changed when he grew his hair out.
Demolition12: Yeah, the old haircut did not suit him.
Demolition12: OH, Tuffnut-
Demolition12: You know if you shine sunlight through Hiccup's spyglass for looking at things close up, you can make fire!
HavockWrecker: Science!
StormWarrior has joined the chat
StormWarrior: Twins, have you seen Hiccup's CD? He thought he left it in...
MrVigster: Hello my dear.
StormWarrior: -What? Why are you talking to Viggo?
StormWarrior: Wait... TUFFNUT!
Demolition12: It was nice knowing you bro
HavockWrecker: Astrid! Is Snotlout severely injured?
StormWarrior: Was that you as well?
HavockWrecker: Ruffnut sprayed Monstrous Nightmare gel everywhere!
Demolition12: What? I thought we were on the same team!
HavockWrecker: There are no sides in war, my friend.
StormWarrior: I think there are...
Demolition12: I hereby disown you brother!
HavockWrecker: Not if I disown you first!
MrVigster:
A/N
hi I had this sitting in my drafts.
Edit; Hi I changed it because I can :D
might do more? Its been like five actual years but uhm
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FanfictionHiccup invents devices which allow people to communicate over long distances, as well as being able to capture moments in time, and numerous other things. Hiccup is a genius. Don't you think? (THIS IS COMIC RELIEF, mildly weird)
