Sally: Hey, I happen to have this extra movie ticket and I have nobody to give it to. Mind taking it so you can go with me?
Lazari:... Are you asking me out?
Sally: No, I'm giving you a free opportunity to go to the movies with me.
Lazari: So... a date.
Sally: Just go out with me.
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