𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗬? J.C

Chapter 2

Jessica clicked her tongue, she was to put it nicely, annoyed. Apparently she couldn't just "barge in" to someone's house at night, because it was "dangerous" and "illegal." Corn made sure that she heard alllllll about that. After sitting through all that bull shit, Corn wouldn't even let her in the dang room because she was "the spawn of the Devil." She mentally groaned. Out of every single person. It had to be Corn!? This is why she worshipped Satan. When she walked in she noticed a board game resting on the table, she couldn't tell which one it was. She never really played them she only used them for pickup lines. With that in mind she smirked, she had a foolproof plan to get in that room and grab her dildo.

That's how they ended up playing board games. Jessica figured she would have to turn up the charm, to put at least a little life into this depressed exhale of air. Battle ship was fun for two minutes, Corn quit disgusted when she came up with a pick-up line. Pictionary; one minute. Domination lasted two seconds before she spouted... slightly unfavorable pickups.

"The only ship I like is ours."

"I can just picture us together."

"Wanna play in the bedroom and fight for domination?"

Corn finally  had enough and threw all the games back in the boxes. He looked through to find one she couldn't possibly create a line for. It was dead silent as they played, he smirked he had placed all his tokens right and he was about to win. Best thing was no pickup line.

Jessica gritted her teeth, she had stalled through her entire turn, and now the ball was in Corn's hand. He slowly picked up one of the tokens, smirking. He was taunting her, she growled, he was so confident in himself that, had it been another situation... she would have found it unbelievably hot.

Corns about to win. He chose the one game I didn't have a pickup line for... even now he's rubbing it in my face. He smiled putting his token in, time slowed down for Jessica. He placed them perfectly... he's going to humiliate me. How could a mere human? WAIT! HIS PIECES! Horizontal, diagonal, Sideways-

Before he knew it, she was leaning in. Her hot breath moved stray hairs of his ear, he trembled slightly feeling the warmth that radiated off her. "I can be placed horizontal diagonal and sideways just like those pieces."

Needless to say, Corn rage quitted.

Jessica's brows knitted together, after the game ended two minutes ago, they had sat in an awkward silence. Corn was on his couch with his elbows digging into his knees, he was still recovering from the rage he felt moments earlier. She studied him carefully calculating a new plan. How had the pickup lines not worked? She didn't even steal the last one from a website! Her mind flickered back to right before he rage quitted. She remembered how close she leaned in, how her words made him shiver, how angry he got. It was the one time she actually enjoyed his company...

AND THEN HE FUCKING SIGHED!

Some part of her subconscious was glad, glad that he had snapped her out of her thoughts fast enough to give her whiplash. The other part wanted to murder him. 'Do I really have to charm this loser?'

She flashed an award winning smile, anyone who knew her would know it was fake but... Corn was clueless. He wondered then, as he saw her beaming smile. Why go through all this for a dildo? Hell... Why didn't he just let her grab it and go...why didn't he just grab it himself and give it to her? Why the fuck did he leave that dildo on the ceiling even though he noticed it ages ago!?!

Both of them were lost deep in thought. Jessica biting her lip occasionally not noticing Corn staring at her. Her phone rang suddenly, making them both jump. "O-Oh I have to take this. I'll be back." She walked to the bathroom, it was close to the bedroom. The one with the dildo, Jessica could grab it and run, easy peasy. But something prevented her from doing so, some part of her wanted to be here. Closing and locking the bathroom door she answered the phone.

"Hey..."

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Who called Jessica? Is Corn still listening to Lana Del Ray? Will Jessica ever get her dildo?

Read nonexistent chapter 3 to see!

IS THIS CHAPTER CRINGEY?
Yes and it only gets worse :)