CarmenSandiego Shenanigans

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Zach calls Shadowsan Dad as default and everyone has done it atleast once.

Zach :
Dad-
DAD-
DAAADDD-

Shadowsan :
WHAT?

Zach :
You said it, you've adopted me.

Shadowsan :
NO-

Ivy :
Call him Dadowsan

Carmen :
*spits her coffee back into the mug and proceeds to almost choke to death*

Shadowsan :
DON'T YOU DARE-

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Player :
Hey mom.
*sudden realization*
WAIT-

Carmen :
Player whyyyy

Ivy :
Carmom

Carmen :
NO

Shadowsan :
*thinking*
'They better not'

Zach :
I ship it now-

Shadowsan :
Carmen your crew is in DESPERATE need of replacement!

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Carmen :
Payer, wait-
Clayer, WAIT WHAT
WORDS NO PLEASE STOP.

HIS NAME IS PLAYER

P L A Y E R

Ivy :
He's made of clay now

Player :
I AM NOT-

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If Carmen actually adopted Player.

Carmen :
Get down here.

Player :
But-

Carmen :
THE FRIDGE IS NOT A BED GET DOWN HERE-

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Carmen :
....

Player :
*sniffles and cries alone in a room*

Carmen :
*mother sense*
WHO HURT MY BABY-

Shadowsan :
I suggest that person run, NOW-
*trying to haul them out the window*

And then he witnessed murder not even a second later.

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Player :
*getting dressed*

Carmen :
*bursts into room cuz Player forgot to do something*
PLAYER-

Player :
CARMEN WTF

Carmen :
LANGUAGE

ALSO DON'T CARMEN ME IM LEGALLY YOUR MOM SO THIS IS FINE-

Player :
THIS WILL NEVER BE FINE-

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Carmen and Tigress are in a constant pun war which results in these situations.

Tigress :
Fedora the explorer won't stand a chance

Carmen :
Hey Tigger

Tigress :
EXCUSE ME WTF

Carmen :
Sorry Stripes it was purrfect

Tigress :
OMG SHUT YOUR FACE-
NOW-
I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU.

Carmen :
Water you waiting for then?

Tigress :
THAT'S IT YOUR MINCE MEAT-

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