CarmenSandiego Shenanigans

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Carmen :
*drawing*

Zach :
Ooh did you draw that?

Carmen :
*eye widen and she tosses sketch book on floor*
NO I DID NOT WHAT IS THIS WITCH CRAFT

Ivy :
Zach stop aking her stupid questions

Zach :
Atleast I didn't ask if water was wet

Carmen :
Water isn't wet now stop

Zach :
Wait it isn't???

Ivy :
HOL UP-

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Shadowsan :
Okay this is funny and all that.
But did you throw a fridge at Carmen???

Ivy :
Determination to saved my m&m's

Zach :
WE HAVE LIKE 6 BAGS OF THEM AND SHE WAS HOLDING ONE

Ivy :
LEAVE ME AND MY M&M'S ALONE

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Carmen :
How did you know when someone cheated on origami making tests?

Shadowsan :
They used to tatoo things on their arms so I'd force them to sit with short sleeves and pants.

Carmen :
..
You never did that with us?

Shadowsan :
I didn't need to, none of you tried to cheat

Carmen :
Their punishment for doing so would be?

Shadowsan :
A punishment they'd never forget.

Carmen :
...

Shadowsan :
Locked them in a room with PaperStar.

Carmen :
Ah-
Now I'm glad I didn't cheat.

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Player :
HELLO EVERYONE-

Ivy :
It's 3am

Player :
I KNOW AIN'T IT COOL?

Carmen :
He's high isn't he?

Shadowsan :
How did he get high??

Carmen :
Pain meds probably.

Player :
Y'ALL WANNA PLAY BINGO?

Carmen :
No thanks...

Shadowsan :
....

Ivy :
Okay
WHY ARE YOU ALL AWAKE AT 3AM?

Zach :
Why are you awake at 3am?

Ivy :
Snacks.

Zach :
Give me some.

Ivy :
Only you.

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Eeeeeeeeeeee