CarmenSandiego Shenanigans

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Carmen hates it when Zach starts pillows fights

Carmen :
...

Zach :
PILLOW FIGHT

Carmen :
FUCK-

Zach :
*loading his pillow with rocks*

Carmen :
IVY RUN-

Ivy :
Huh?

Carmen :
Zach and pillow fight

Ivy :
WHAT FUCK NO-

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Shadowsan :
Why are you in the closet?

Carmen :
They were closing in

Shadowsan :
Oh-
Wait was that a pun?

Carmen :
An unintentional one but yes

Zach :
PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT

Shadowsan :
CARMEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-

Carmen :
CLOSE THE DOOR-

Ivy :
THE PLAY ON WORDS IS COMING-

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Player's mom walked in while they  were on a mission once.

Player :
Right, disarming security systems

Player Mom :
Hey sweetie-

Player :
Fuck-

Carmen :
Did you type the wrong number?

Player :
SH-

Player Mom :
EXCUSE ME!?
HOW DARE YOU SWEAR!
*his full name* YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

Player :
MOM-

Carmen :
*trying so hard not to laugh*
Hello Ma'am!

Player Mom :
Oh hello?
Who is this?

Carmen :
I'm his gaming friend

Player :
Red you better hope your not gonna die

Carmen :
Pfft I won't

Tigress :
Hey Fedora

Carmen :
OH NO-

Player :
RED-

Player Mom :
Okay enjoy your game, but language!

Player :
YES MUM-
CARMEN-

Carmen :
GIMME A SECOND-

Tigress :
This hiding place is pathetic

Player :
RED-

Carmen :
Nah-
Tigress, I hope your claws were sharpened today.

Tigress :
Oh you'll find out

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They gave Zach a flamethrower once, well Ivy did, she asked him to hold it.

Carmen :
So why is the HQ on fire?

Ivy :
Zach was given the flamethrower.

Carmen :
And what don't we do?

Ivy :
Give Zach a flamethrower.

Carmen :
Exactly.

Shadowsan :
How do we fix this?

Player :
I say we make Zach and Ivy rebuild the place.

Carmen :
Yes

Ivy :
CARMEN PLEASE-

Carmen :
Too late.

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Some trash