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Carmen :
What the fuck is this?

Zach :
A mango

Carmen :
Yes well that's very very plural right now

Zach :
100 mango

Carmen :
I said very plural
Also english

Zach :
10,000 mangoes!

Carmen :
...

Zach :
Plus 1

Shadowsan :
*walks in*
Holy shit what the-

Zach :
OMG HE ACTUALLY SWORE

SHADOWSAN SWORE

Shadowsan :
THERE'S A TON OF MANGOES ON THE TABLE AND SHELVES
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

Ivy :
How did you even get these in the house

Player :
I helped

Carmen :
Player why-

Player :
He gave me snacks

Carmen :
JUST EAT THE MANGOES

Player :
But I hate MANGOEEESSS

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Ivy :
...

Zach :
...

Player :
*takes bite of his sandwich*
...

Zach :
SEE YOU BITE IT!

Ivy :
CUTTING IT UP FIRST IS EASIER


Carmen :
What the fuck prompted this?

Shadowsan :
Why ask me?

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Zach :
Shadowsan what's your favourite food??

Shadowsan :
Fish (this is confirmed no really it is)

Zach :
Ewwwww fish

Shadowsan :
IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT-

Zach :
WHAT NO-

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I did my best
Have some food shenanigans

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