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Neymar: i got her number y'all 🤑🤑
Mbappe: YES! My boy🥵
Verratti: yes after landing in her arms like a ballerina
Icardi: 🤣🤣🤣
Icardi: ask her to send you nudes 😈
Draxler: don't send them on here 🤢🤮
Di maria: ey NO! She iz so fATT.. you will go blind
Cavani: 🙄 that's rude
Verratti: nahh ask her fam 🤣
Neymar: I'm not asking her.. I get plenty already 🥵
Draxler: Please don't it'll take up all the storage!
Neymar: i ain't messaging her !
Icardi: too bad you have to and ask her out its all part of the dare
Neymar: thaS not fair yall
Mbappe: well you agreed to do the dare ney
Mbappe: just text her so she can add your number 😝
Icardi: yeah so she can send him pictures of her flab
Di Maria: eY thatz DESCUSTENN
Icardi: 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
Neymar: EW NO
Neymar: I'm scared
Verratti: 🐔 🐔
Verratti: 🐱 🐱
Neymar: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
Neymar: set me up with the ugliest girl on the planet 👹
Cavani: beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Draxler: not everyone is luxurious enough to be beautiful but hygiene is a must which she lacks 😷👎🏼
Verratti: one thing she doesn't lack is weight
Icardi: bet she can grow more of a beard than NeyMOO
Draxler: ewww that sounds sooo totally annoying. why does she say that?? 😖
Verratti: cosss shes a fat cowwww
Neymar: are you lot not worried for my safety!!! what if she injures me
Di Maria: TRû she mäy ingest neymaaarr💀
Icardi: But you always end up injured on your sister birthday neyMu 🤕
Verratti: LOOOOL tell her to injure you in time for Rafaella's bday so we can get littt safe.
Neymar: STFUU IM SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT MY SAFETY YALL IT WAS SOO HARD BABGING IN CRUTCHES
Di Maria: OO I wud like to see 👀🙈
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FanfictionA simple game of 21 dares combined with a fat unattractive girl turns into something Neymar Jr can't seem to escape. yikes
