STARKID x Reader One-Shots

What Do Scissors Do?~Starship

Requested by @DespressoBean
Got you bro. Sorry it took so long

Y/N's POV
"Tell is where the humans are!" The cyborg somewhat shouted, poking a sharp rod into my abdomen and tazing me.

I breathed heavily, getting tired and weak.
I pulled at the binds on my wrists, and spat blood at it's feet.
"Never." I muttered.

"You won't tell us?" He muttered.
"Damn right."
"Not even if we kill you?"
"How am I supposed to tell you anything when I'm dead?"
He shook his mechanical head and started laughing.

The laughter sounded all too familiar though.
Out of the blue, he pulled off his robotic head, and underneath was Taz.
"Good job Lieutenant." She smiled.

I stared up at her, still breathing heavily from the hours of torture.
"Ju passed the test." She smiled, using a knife to cut off my binds, and slipped out of the robotic disguise.

"That was a test?" I laughed.
She leaned down and wiped a bit of blood from my lip with her thumb.
"Yep, and ju passed."

I stood up, my legs wobbly, but feeling a growing feeling of satisfaction in the pit of my stomach.
What I thought was the wall, slid open behind Taz, and Commander Up was standing in the doorway.

"Taz?! What is this? Why'd you go so far?"
Up approached me with a glass of water, which I downed in 3 seconds.
"Y/N is tough, I had to go tough."
Taz winked at me and I punched Up in the arm.
"She's not wrong you know." I smiled.

Up looked between us and sighed.
"And you didn't give away any information?" He asked me, taking the glass from my hand.
"Nope. Zero."
I was so proud.

*time skip*

Up and I were training in the combat wing, and we were talking about yesterday.
"I've just never seen her go that tough on anybody." He said.
He swung his fist forward and I caught it, twisting his arm.

I spun around and swung my elbow towards his face, but he dodged it pulled me around so we were facing each other.
"Really? I find that hard to believe."

I swung my leg around to kick him, but he leaned down.
I took the opportunity to swing my leg around his neck, and sit up on his shoulders, pulling him down to the floor.

We were breathing heavily, and I counted to three in my head, hitting the floor at 3 and letting him go.
"Yah, she only goes hard on the people she cares about."

I raised an eyebrow when he swung forward again, but instead of twisting his arm and yanked I closer to me.
"What do you mean?"
His eyes widened and he shook his head.
"Nothing. What?"

I frowned and swept his leg, twisting his arm behind his back and pressing him to the floor with my knee.
I leaned into his ear and growled,
"Up? What does that mean?"

He tried to squirm out my grasp but I pulled the pocket knife from the side pocket in my shoe and pressed it to his neck.
"Up?"
"Taz likes you!" He blurted.

I sat there in shock for another second.
Satisfaction kept growing in my stomach, until I realized it wasn't satisfaction.
It was love.
"Can't you... *wheeze* let me go now Y/N?"
"Right! Sorry."

I withdrew my knife from his neck and he let out a huge breath.
"Taz likes me?" I smiled.
"Yah that's what I said." Up wheezed out.
"But please don't tell 'er I told you because-"
"Yah, sure whatever, I'll see you later."

I snapped my knife shut and shoved it into my shoe pocket and sprinted down the halls.
I watched doors and windows full of the galaxy pass by as I ran at full speed towards the weaponry, where Taz spent her free time.

"Lieutenant Taz!" I pushed open the door, and she was sitting at a table, cleaning her gun.
"You like me." I smiled.
She looked up at me with a face of horror, and dropped her clip.
"What? Who told ju that, was it Up? God I will beat that idiota into de fuckin' ground."

I suppressed a laugh and watched her stand up from her seat.
"So what? Ju came here to give me de rejection talk? I don't care if ju don't want me, okay? I have along line of people who want me!"

I grabbed her arms to make her calm down and stop talking.
"Taz," I laughed. "What do scissors do?"
She stared at me blankly, and I kissed her lips. The love was bursting out of the pit of my stomach and I smiled, letting her go.
"I'll cut that line anyway."

She smirked and wrapped her arms around my neck, kissing me back.
The toughest girl in the galaxy loves me.
"Let's go kill Up." She whispered with a smile on her face.

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